Requet by TheSuperiorCats

Idk why I didn't think of it sooner I could have just looked it up on my TV so that's what I did

I love family

Lol see u

Fuck

Alex- That's basically what happened-

Apologies is u person Burr?

Leslie- Grammar 101

No

Well fuck you then

Hamilsquad- Psh-

Hi I'm large French bread and I have nationality issues

Lafayette- I- um- okay-

Nice

Hi I'm Hercules muscleman and I bang horses

Mulligan- hmmm THATS MY NEW NICKNAME-

Oak- oh new

Mulligan- HERCULES MUSCLEMAN!!!

Nice

And I'm gay

Nice

Philip- Dad why you blushing-

Alex- *sweating*

Drunk revolutionary screeches

Guys wtf

Burr- Exactly what the fuck

WORK WORK

ANGELICAAAAA

WORK WORK

ELIZAAA

And veggie

Alex- Poor peggy-

Laurens- Ikr

I fund trusts baby fund me

Lafayette- you say what the fuck to us-

Hamilsquad- Yeah!

Ew no

Well fuck you then

Washington- Why the hell did you say that to a women

Burr- THAT AIN'T MEEEEEE

Revolution sucks

No you suck

*sad Seabury noises*

O shit he's right

Hi I'm also gay

King- The fuck I'm not

Mr jorge Washingmachine

Washington- Oh wow-

Chris- I have to go through that as well since I usually am you-

Be my left extension alexdre

Washington- The fuck-

Alex- psh-

Ok

We like females

But I don't like females

Goddammit Laurens

Everyone- *laughs*

*Insert Helpless*

A lizard wtf is wrong with you

Alex- Tf you just call my girl-

Philip- Oh lord

Help her pls

Ok

Hey

Marry me

Ok

Lee- Really-

No wait you weren't supposed to do that

Now I'm sad

*knock knock*

Who's ther?

Fuck jorge Washingmachine

Washington- Oh lord here we go

Alex, Laurens, and Lee- *glares*

Hey that was r00d

LETS DUEL

Babe no

Everyone - Laurens + Alex- Wait wait babe-?!??!!??

I duel

Gun (or bang can't tell)

Yay we won

No you didn't now go home

Wtf no

Son

Well fuck you too

Alex- I would never say that to him-

Now I'm pregonate

Philip- WITH MEEEE

And I'm poor

But you were always poor Alexander

Jefferson- psh-

Screams rapidly in French

Yes I totally understand what you mean

Alxe please come back I don't understand Chinese

Lafayette- *highly offended*

It's actually French you bald mango

Washington- *new nickname to the list*

Yay we won war

Well fuck you too

Offspring is nice

Let's defend constitution

No

Please

No

Please

Ok then

Yay

Alexdre you got a letter from your boyfriend

For fucks sake a lizard he's not my bf

Wait don't read it those are private

My dearest COMMA alexdre

I died lol

XOXOXO

Your boyfriend,

Jon Laurs

Alexdre ar u alright?

Goddammit Laurens

Alex- Exactly what I thought

Now that Laurens is dead I have no gay love interest

You called?

I said love interest not low interest you hairy kiwi

Alex- YEAH YOU HAIRY KIWI!!!

Jefferson + Alex- *yelling*

Washington + Chris- *glances*

Ah yes, my old friend games medicine

Trombone I don't like Hamilotn :(

What the fuck did you say about me you little bitch-

Hello welcome back to political screaming children

Chris- psh-

Alexdre stop crying about trombone anderson and pay attention to your Offspring

My name is poet

I am a Philip

And I look like your dead bf wtf dad

Oh no he found out

Laurens- *laughing*

Let's break a take

No

Well fuck you then

*Knock knock*

Who's ther?

Poor life decisions

Alex- Yep poof life decisions

Oh

Fuck

Hey you banged my wife that was rude

Now pay me or I tell ur lizard

Oh no

Hey salamander let's have dinner

Oh no

I wanna be in the accommodation where it comes to existence

Also your father in law is no longer Senator lol bye

What the fuck

Alex- *glares*

Political screaming children pt2 ft. The French

I'm to old for this shit

Washington- Exactly

Adams you are president now lol

Wtf

Hey jorge guess who just beat the French kiwis ass

Wait youre not whore gay Washingmachine

Washington- *another nickname*

Fuck you then

Wtf

We know salaxander

O shit they know

Wait know what?

About the fraud

Ha curses you I didn't fraud I just cheated on my wife lol

......

What the actual fuck Alexander

In the ocular of the water tornado is silence

HEY EVERYONE I HAD AN AFFAIR

*Overused YouTube meme*

Damn it I burned the house again

Madision- Oof

Oops

Well everyone has hone to hell

I have no house

A lizard hates me

My bf died

Whore gay Washingmachine abandoned me

But atleast I have my son

Pops I'm going to die

Philip wtf

Philip- *worried smiles*

Pops I died

Philip no-

It's noisy downcity

Apologies

Apologies accepted

Burr wtf are you doing in my house

Vote 4 me

No ew you ugly coconut I vote 4 trombone

Burr- Great I got a nickname-

I'm going to kill you

Ok

Oh no I killed him

Now everyone is sad