evin: heeeeey kids

*camra pans around to show we're in my yard*

jefferson: iM nOt A kId

hamiltonL ha yes u r

phillip:uncle laf said he would take me to the park :3

hamilton: ok

madison: i dont wanna be heere can i come plz :\

laf: yeah shure, the more the merrier

madison and pip: yaaaaaaay

jefferson: WAIT FOR ME I DONT WANT TO BE HEERE EITHER

*they exit*

evin: so today its really only herc, ham, me, and john...i dont know where everyone-

peggy:*yeets trough the door* PEGGY MAKES AN ENTRANCE

evin: when did you listen to be more chill...well anyways, we're going to be making soda rockets today

peggy: *drinking mtn dew red* cool, but all this soda, all this is MINE.

evin: w-whaere did you even GET that...

peggy: i have my sorsces (i cant spell XD) *looks at the tree in my yard* shhhhhh

all exept peggy: *look at tree*

evin: w-who is that

peggy: GUYS RETREAT

*in the tree*

michael: *holding a case ot mtn dew red* heh look at them down there

connor: heh yep

jared: ha...can i throw sompthing at them pleeeeeaaaassseeee

evan: n-no t-t-that wouldnt b-be good

jeremy: shhhh they might hear is

rich: wait peggs is yelling sompthing...RETREAT GUYS

all in the tree exept evan:*jumps out and runs past everyone*

michael: *drops case of mtn dew red at peggys feet* MICHAEL MAKES AN EXIT

evin: w-was that michael mell...THE michael mell..and connor murphy...and jared kleinman...THE INSANLY COOL JARED KLEINMAN...and rich goranski...and jeremy heere...this is the best day ever...*looks back to tree and sees evan*

evan: oh fern ive been found

peggy: YOU OK UP THER FAM

evan: I-IM STUCK *starts wimpering and sniffing a but, on the brink of a panic attack*

evin: crap, DONT WORRY NAME BUDDY I'LL GET YOU

*once i get the poor bean down*

evin: you ok ev?

evan: n-no

evin: to many memories?

evan: how did you-

evin: dont ask heh

evan: c-can i stay with you?

evin: yeah, we're cousins after all

evan: we are??

evin: yep! we're name cousins deal with it, now lets make a soda rocket

*a while later*

herc: wait if i put these rockets on a skateboard and launch them sideways would it go SUPER FAST!??!!!!?!

john: OMG WE ARE DOING THAT RIGHT NOW

peggy: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A HORABLE IDEA IM IN

evin: guys that sounds dumb...IM TOTALY IN TOO

evan: but you could get hurt and break a bone or get a cut or a concussion or-

evin: you dont have to do it, were gonna just have herc do it...cuz hes the only one out of all of us that probablt wouldnt die lol (hey kids i dont recomend this even tho im probably going to do it before i die lol) 

herc: ok, LAUNCH *soda rockets propell the skateboard forwards* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

evin: heh that looks fun

evan: yeah...i guess

*sudently jared poofs into the yard*

jared: c'mon acorn, its movie night :D

evan: o-ok! bye guys

all exept evan and jared: bye!

evin: well this was a crap chapter and im sorry for this but byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

herc: what do you mean chapter-

evin: BYE