Me: ooh this is one of my favorites...
King George: why?
Me: idk bc it is. The rest of you, if you laugh, I will spit in your food.
Laf: ew
Me: exactly let's get started.

King George:
You say
The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay

Angelica: love. Really.
Seabury: dear God, you're right, he is cute!
Me: *Lenny face even tho I ship leebury*

You cry
In your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by
Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
Now you're making me mad
Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man
You'll be back, soon you'll see
You'll remember you belong to me
You'll be back, time will tell
You'll remember that I served you well
Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!

Alex: JESUS CHRIST
Me: yeah, pretty much. But can we appreciate his actor Jonathan Groff?
King George: I'm appreciating.

Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da…
You say our love is draining and you can't go on
You'll be the one complaining when I am gone...
And no, don't change the subject
Cuz you're my favorite subject
My sweet, submissive subject
My loyal, royal subject
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever…

John: why is this sound good?!

You'll be back like before
I will fight the fight and win the war
For your love, for your praise
And I'll love you till my dying days
When you're gone, I'll go mad

Me: fun fact: he actually went insane.
John: wow.

So don't throw away this thing we had
Cuz when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat—
Everybody!
Company:
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da da da da
Dat dat da ya da!

John: that was... Interesting.
King George: i liked it!
Lee: even i have to agree.
Seabury: *hugs Lee* yay! Someone else likes it!
Me: oh Washington, you'll love the next one.