Burr:

How does the bastard, orphan, son of a whore

Alex: still name calling? Really?

Burr: that isn't me!

Go on and on

Grow into more of a phenomenon?

Watch this obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother

Be seated at the right hand of the father

Washington hires Hamilton right on sight

But Hamilton still wants to fight, not write

Now Hamilton's skill with a quill is undeniable

But what do we have in common

We're reliable with the

Men:

Ladies

Me: *scoffs* I'm more reliable than you. I know what a girl likes. I. AM one.

Mr. Schuyler: i can't believe girls can marry girls. it isn't right.

Laurens: wanna go bitch?

Me: ALEX CONTROL YOUR BOYFRIEND

Mr. Schuyler: BOYFRIEND?!?!?

Alex; IT WAS BEFORE ELIZA SHUT UP RORY

Me: MAKE ME

Eliza: shhhhh!

Burr

There are so many to deflower

Angelica: WHAT THE FUCK BURR DID THE SCHUYLER SISTERS TEACH YOU NOTHING?!?!

Me: no, Burr is actually for women's rights. He believed his daughter could be as good as any boy and set her on really hard course of learning. When she completed it all, he was really proud. It's sad she was lost at sea at only 24.

Eliza: oh no, really? That's so sad.

Me, whispering: yeah, she never lived long enough to meet Phillip.

Theodosia: what?

Me as Angelica fist bumps Burr: nothing.

Men:

Ladies

Burr:

Looks

Proximity to power

Men"

Ladies

Burr:

They delighted and distracted him

Martha Washington named her feral tomcat after him

Me: not true.

Alex:

That's true

Me: *Yeets empty Sun Drop bottle at screen*

Seventeen-eighty
A winter's ball

And the Schuyler sisters are the envy of all

Yo, if you can marry a sister, you're rich, son

Is it a question of if, Burr, or which one?

Hey

Hey

Hey hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Me: so how was that?

ALex: Awesome!

Laurens: meh...

Me: honestly, same.

Mr. Schuyler: i can't believe i'm here.

King; Shut up.

Me: thank you, Prince- sorry wrong fandom. King. *fist bump*

King: okay......

Me; Any way, that's it! see you all next time! also, if you want them to react to something specific, request in the comments. good bye!