Me: hey guys!

So now it's wait for it is next I guess.

Burr: what's it about?

Me: you.

Burr: wait but this Is about Hamilton.

Me: and Burger King is about burgers but they make tacos. And also my brother forced me to make him join. Good luck keeping him quiet. 

Eliza: YOU have a BROTHER? Wouldn't you have killed him by now? I've almost stabbed John so many fucking times...

Madison: wait ELIZA YOU SWEAR?!?!

Peggy: and I oop-

John: but I'm not your brother.

Alex: no she has a brother.

Me: she had three brothers and four sisters including Angie and Peggy.

Des: cool!

Me: oh fuck he's here.

Eliza: aww  he's cute!

Me: NO HE IS DECEIVING YOU HE IS LOUD AND DISGUISING IT WITH INNOCENCE 

Peggy: well he's not loud right now so let's tolerate him.

Me: *sigh*

Des: OMG IT'S HAMILTON

Me: yep

Des: I SHIP YOU WITH LAURENS 

Eliza: okay he is loud.

Des: WHY DIDN'T YOU MARRY LAURENS

Me: it was not allowed back then.

Des: well they could get married now.

Me: yes, but he has Eliza.

Des: ew hamliza. 

Eliza: ok can he leave now

Me: des it's not gross. It's a good ship. And stop disrespecting this angel who recently turned 262.

Eliza: I'm that old now? Damn.

Alex: YOU SWEAR?!?!

Me: yeah we're you not paying attention

Alex: how do you know?!?! You've known her for months, not decades!

Me: everyone does it. ANYWAY WAIT FOR IT NOW.

Theodosia writes me a letter ev'ry day.

Eliza: I KNOW HER

Me: I KNOW HIM

Des: THAT CAN'T BE

Me: THAT'S THAT LITTLE GUY WHO SPOKE TO ME

Des: ALL THOSE YEARS AGO

Me: WHAT WAS IT 85

Des: THAY POOR MAN THEY'RE GOING TO EAT HIM ALIVE

Eliza: EW DON'T EAT ANYONE I JUST KNEW HER

Me: sorry im hamiltrash.

Alex: ... fandom name, that's the expression?

Me: correct. A fan of Hamilton is Hamiltrash. 

I'm keeping her bed warm while her husband is away.
He's on the British side in Georgia.
He's tryin' to keep the colonies in line.
But he can keep all of Georgia.
Theodosia, she's mine.
Love doesn't discriminate

Me: ooh that reminds me. @CassiaMcNugget Mon amour do you want to join us sometime?

Eliza: ooh, please do!

Me: oh no the fourth wall has broken again.

Alex: who are the people on the other side?

Me: people who came to see you react.

Peggy: so many...

Between the sinners
And the saints
It takes and it takes and it takes
And we keep loving anyway.
We laugh and we cry and we break
And we make our mistakes.
And if there's a reason I'm by her side
When so many have tried
Then I'm willing to wait for it.

Me: *sobbing*
Eliza: are you crying? are you ok?
Me: *sniff* nnnnnNNNNNOOOoOOOooooO *blows nose*
E!iza: Ò-ò

I'm willing to wait for it.
My grandfather
Was a fire and brimstone
preacher, Preacher, preacher, preacher

Me: he was I n t e n s e . Also I don't like preachers. Idk why. Just nkdjdmfrmdmd.

Burr : how does everyone know everything about us?

Me: History has it's eyes on you...

Brother: I was younger than you are no-

Me: nope. We're listening to wait for it and I make a better Washington than you.

Wishy washy: *really?*

Me: *imitates Oak's really deep voice perfectly* really.

Madison: did she just-

But there are things that the homilies and hymns
Won't teach ya. Teach ya, teach ya, teach ya
My mother was a genius, Genius
My father commanded respect. Respect, respect
When they died they left no instructions.
Just a legacy to protect.

Death doesn't discriminate

Me: Depends on whether you're suicidal or not.

Angelica: um that's dark.

Me: idk I was suicidal a while ago . It was like two months ago tho.

Eliza: that's sad! You poor child...

Me: NO PITY I'M FINE.

Between the sinners and the saints
I

t takes and it takes and it takes
And we keep living anyway.
We rise and we fall and we break
And we make our mistakes.
And if there's a reason I'm still alive
When everyone who loves me has died
I'm willing to wait for it.
I'm willing to wait for it.
Wait for it Wait for it
Wait for it Wait for it
I am the one thing in life I can control
Wait for it Wait for it
Wait for it Wait for it
I am inimitable I am an original

Des: YES BURR WHOOP
Me: my ears might be bleeding.

Wait for it Wait for it
Wait for it Wait for it

I'm not falling behind or running late
Wait for it Wait for it
Wait for it Wait for it
I'm not standing still
I am lying in wait Wait
Wait Wait
Hamilton faces an endless uphill climb Climb Climb Climb
He has something to prove he has nothing to lose
Lose Lose Lose Lose
Hamilton's pace is relentless
He wastes no time Time Time Time
What is it like in his shoes?
Hamilton doesn't hesitate.
He exhibits no restraint.
He takes and he takes and he takes
And he keeps winning anyway.
He changes the game.
He plays and he raises the stakes.
And if there's a reason
He seems to thrive when so few survive
Then Goddamnit I'm willing to wait for it.
I'm willing to wait for it...
I'm willing to wait for it...
Life doesn't discriminate
Between the sinners and the saints
It takes and it takes and it takes.
And we keep living anyway
We rise and we fall and we break
We fall and we make our mistakes.
And if there's a reason I'm still alive
When so many have died
Then I'm willin' to- then I'm willin' to-
Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it...
Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it...
Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it...
Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait...

Me: one of my favorite songs. Also kinda me at Lin Manuel Miranda. He is everything I want to be and everything I will never be. Besides straight, no thank you.

Des: *gasp* CAN WE PLAY DEAD GAY SON

Me: NO WHO TAUGHT YOU HEATHERS

Des: you

Me: o yeah

Ok bye Desmond Casse toi.

Des: bye! *Exits*

Eliza: ok he was tolerable.

Laurens: I liked him.

Me: John, you're his favorite character

Laurens: *touched*

Me: ok I'm tired. Echostar out!