WARNING: NSFW LAMS
After this there will be no more flat out smut, this will. Be the only chapter unless I get more requasts.

Me: EVERYONE GET READY TO HATE ME TODAY WE READ *Lenny face*

Eliza: what's *Lenny face*

me: *Lenny face* is stuff people write that they would keel over and die if you guys read it. also its the best way to learn anatomy.

Alex: oh frick do you mean-

Me: yes i mean.

Philip: what do you mean?

Parents and me: nothing dear.

alex, turning back to me: what kind?

Me: gay. very gay. super gay. my old friend @heliopeaches wrote two books worth of gay only *lenny face*

ALex: ... main ships most requested.

Me: oh a lot. mostly Lams, someone got you and Eliza in there which is desgustang,

Eliza: *shreiks in terror*

Me: yeah, i think that was when she decided to stop writing straight stuff. Then, uh, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ships i don't like, a bit of Leebury, Lots of Mullette and Jeffmads, a bit of...

Eliza: n o .

Maria: there was some with me, wasnt there...

Me: yes, actually, but none whe're you're... a SweetLittleUnforgettableThing. UM main ship with you... is... Marliza in *lenny face* Meggy in fluff.

Maria: *turns red* Eliza and Peggy?!??!?

Peggy: *looks through books of ew already*mmmhmhmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmnmnmnmnmmnmnnmnmmmmmmmmnmnm

Angelica: PEGGY EW

Me: Laurgelica...

Laurens and Angie: w h a t .

Me: okay, i did not write it. But i will today, only gay stuff, only stuff i ship, no straight, nothing super offensive i hope, and ok shhhhhhh i'm not super up to it either.

Peggy in the corner: OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YES MICHAEL GET HIM RIGHT THERE BOI.

Angie: Pegs no-

Peggy: chill, this is Be More Chill not Hamilton.

Me: okay. Let's try not to barf. Philip, take anyone younger than you out of the room.

Philip: yes milady.

Me: frick you i will personally invite MJ to kill you if you don't think so try me.

Philip: ok i was just being nice that time jeez.

Alright, most smuts have exposition, but I'm gonna skip to the juicy stuff."

Eliza covered her ears "stoop"

Alright, here is smut:

"Jackie... are you okay with this?"

Eliza:.... well, whoever it is is at least asking consent,..

Me: oh yes, most smuts aren't pointless mashing two characters together. Sometimes there are rape/gore smutshots but most of the time it is consensual and made to express the characters love each other. There is a lot of comfort sex and stuff, that's why I read it. It gives me hopes for humanity and an orgasm.

Eliza: and you ruined it, okay.

"Y-yes, Lexi," John whimpered. "Please... I need it..."

Peggy: why does this sound so cliche??

Me: without context, and jumping right in, it often does.

Alex, after a moment: Wait fuck this is ME AND LAURENS?!?!

Thomas, laughing his ass off: how did you not realize?!?! They said only their OTPs!

"Prep?" Alex looked John in the eyes. John looked to the side, blushing a little. ".... yes, please."

Alex slid a finger in his-

*philip leaves*

Me: oh than god, the innocence is protected.

Burr: what about Theo?

Me: oh hell no, son, she could kill Philip with an eyebrow raise. Bold of you to assume.

Theo: *proudly raises her head at this and proceeds to become more engulfed in the unholy writing of satan*

Alex pumped in and out. John made a small noise. "M-more." Alex slid a second finger in. John moaned. He moved in and out. Slowly, and sped up, before adding a third. John hissed in pain, and Alex stopped, waiting for him to adjust.

Madison: wait, this is supposed to be gross why is this pure love and affection

Me: a lot of people write it like this, I just told you.

Washington: *gies to leave*

Me: oh, no uh, honey, you encourag3 them to share a bunk. You cannot act like you didn't expect shit to go down.

Washington: *turns to look at me* you seem to have no fear of the president.
He didn't say it like he was holding his authority over mine, but as though he. Wanted to hear my reaction.

Me: you owned hundreds of slaves, and possibly almost bought your own spy, so maybe you don't deserve as much respect as you think you do. I know for a fact James treated them nicely and was a very kind man, slavery is still inexcusable, but I know it was common back then, so I can treat you like humans. However, I will not treat you like you are above me.

Thomas: why do you care so much? Aren't you white?

Me: no, I am mostly white, but I'm slightly Native American and quarter Colombian. I don't. Know what else is in me besides European ethnicity,  but I'm not completely white, and even if I was, everyone should still treat everyone the same.

Eliza: okay I have decided I don't hate you anymore

Me: thanks :)

"Okay, go." John said. Alex pumped in and out, speeding up until Laurens said "okay, I'm ready."
"Are you sure?" Alex asked.
John breathed out unevenly. "Y-yeah." His breath hitched as Alex pulled out and positioned himself at Johns entrance.

Me: ooooooh, it's gonna happen...
*Angelica and Samuel leave*
Me: alright, fair.

Eliza: why am I stilll here

Me: you can leave if you want

Eliza: *sits there deciding*

Me: wow why are you deciding, like your opinion but I would have expected you to walk out in sentence one

Eliza: I planned on it, but... you've been very interesting throughout this entire thing. I'm unsure

Me: *looks over at John And Alex*

Me: okay you two look horny af do you need to leave

Both of them: *run out*

King and Charles: *wheezing hysterically*

Alex pushed in, and John moaned. Alex moved out a bit and he hissed. "Wait a  waited for a couple minutes. Until John said, "Okay." Alex slowly moved in and out, and John moaned loudly.

Washington: *looking away*

Jefferson: wait, where is this taking place? Surely not in. Camp?

Me: idk we skipped intro

Madison: *raises hand* c-can I leave?

Me: oh, god yes.

"A-Alex.... I'm going to- Ah!" John arched his back as Alex hit his prostate.

Eliza, regretting her choice to stay: what's a prostate?

Me: only men have the prostate gland in their anus, but it's up there somewhere and it feels REALLY good when massaged. If it is touched during sex it's likely an instant orgasm.

John came and fell back, Alex right after.

Me: I now feel super mad at myself for writing this and showing it to you guys, but if the readers want content, they got it so... yeah

Me: *sticks head out* it's done now! Rejoice cowards. Now come, we need to continue reacting to the musical.

Me, once everyone is in: so how many people hate modern fanfiction?

Long story short, I was one of the 3 that didn't mind and it was King George and Charles Lee.

Tl;dr, I showed them smut all but basically Thomas and Eliza left.