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Alex: I'm still confused at how the hell you make that face.
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Peggy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Eliza: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jefferson: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lafayette: le ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Herc: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Alex: ARGH
Angelica: what
Me: anyway, today you might hate me.
Alex: how is this different from every other day?
Me: I'm not going to care. I will bask in your rage. WERE REACTING TO SHIPS!!!
Peggy: n o
Eliza: what?
Me: ship is short for relationship and so people-
Alex: OH. OH NO. NOPENOPENOPENOPPE NOT TODAY SHITSACK UNIVERSE.
Me: MULLETTE
Alex: UR- wait what
Me:

Alex: WAIT A MINUTE OMG THAT'S SO CUTE
Peggy: ÙwÚ
Lafayette: *spittakes*
Herc: wait what why is that adorable STOP MELTING MY HEART HE'S A STRANGER TO ME AND 18 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME
Seabury: *cri*
Charles: *secretly trying not to squeal*
Me: yes he is but almost literally 95% of the fandom ships it. Not historically, but definitely modern. It's so cute!
Now more.

Herc: GODDAMNIT IT'S CUTE
Eliza: OMG THATIS SO ADORABLE
Peggy: OTP! OTP! OTP!
Angie: it's adorable! Sorry Laf.

Herc: OH EW
Laf: wait no why do I ship this
Me: I'm trying so hard not to Lenny right now
Peggy: do it. Do it. Do it.
Alex: NO
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me: *starts melting*
Peggy: OH NO GUYS IT'S TOO UWU
Alex: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
Me: IT'S FANGIRL SPEAK NOW PUT ME IN THE FREEZER I NEED TO REGENERATE OR JUST SHOW ME SOME TOMGELICA SO I CAN UNMELT
Angelica: I'm afraid to know what that is.
Thomas: agreement.

Eliza: *has to start fanning herself* omlomlomloml
Maria: *squeezes me hard because she can't keep in the happy anymore*
Me: and that is all the art I have. Now ship or sink?

Eliza: SHIP
Seabury: s h I p
Charles: ship.
Everybody: *stares
Charles: what?
Pretty much everybody:  SHIP
Peggy: *still screaming OTP*
Me: and that's it right now! Thanks for coming guys!