Eliza (Company):

Ohh, I do I do I do I Dooo! Hey!

Ohh, I do I do I do I Dooo! Boy, you got me
Helpless!
Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit I'm
helpless!
Down for the count, and I'm drownin' in 'em.

Me: Laurens looks better with Hammie.

Eliza: EXCUSE ME

Me: YES EMBRACE THE GAY HONEY

Alex: *trying not to laugh*

Me: I MEAN LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY *motions at Laurens*

Me: *kisses laurens cheek* but no hetero

Laurens; i'm just confused...

I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight.
We were at a revel with some rebels on a hot night
laughin' at my sister as she's dazzling the room
then you walked in and my heart went
"Boom!"

Me: *sighs*

Burr: ooh, who's the lucky... er... person?

Me: you know love well. just my girl.

Burr: you said we were on an app called... 

Me: wattpad

Burr: yeah, what's her username?

Me: CassiaMcNugget

Burr: cool. Will we ever meet her?

Me: depends on if she wants to. *turns to cam and asks* do u want to join us my love?

Burr: cool!

Me: yeah. Now go repair the fourth wall. We just broke it.

Burr: what?

Tryin' to catch your eye from the side of the ballroom
everybody's dancin' and the band's top volume.
Grind to the rhythm as we wine and dine.
Grab my sister, and whisper

Me: oh, look he's kissing that guy, maybe I should walk away.

Peggy: nice

Philip: huh?

"Yo, this one's mine." (Oooh)
My sister made her way across the room to you (Oooh)
and I got nervous, thinking
"What's she gonna do?" (Oooh)
She grabs you by the arm, I'm thinkin'
"I'm through" (Oooh)

Me: Sucks to be you, I guess.

Then you look back at me and suddenly I'm
Helpless!
Look into your eyes, (Oh, look at those eyes, )
And the sky's the limit (Oh!)
I'm helpless, (I know)
Down for the count
And I'm drownin' in 'em.
I'm helpless! (I'm so into you, )
Look into your eyes, (I am so.)
And the sky's the limit (into you.)
I'm helpless! (I know, )
I'm down for the count
And I'm drownin'in 'em.
Where are you taking me?

Me: to your future wife. Ok sorry if I'm being nitpicky about lams, it is overrated,  and hamliza is cute, but I just ship it a lot. Who doesn't love a forbidden love? Leo in me.

Eliza: *smiles* ok haha. Just shush, I like the song.

I'm about to change your life.
Then by all means, lead the way.
Elizabeth Schuyler. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Schuyler?
My sister.

Me: fun fact: in the real play she says mY sISTeR like she just sat on a pinecone. It's hilarious. 

Thank you for all your service
If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will
have been worth it.
I'll leave you to it.
One week later
I'm writin' a letter nightly.
Now my life gets better
every letter that you write me.
Laughin' at my sister, cuz she wants to form a harem.
I'm just sayin', if you really loved me
you would share him.

Me: ok but that line is beauty.

Hercules: agreed.

Ha! Two weeks later
In the living room stressin'
my father's stonefaced
while you're asking for his blessin'.
I'm dying inside, as you wine and dine
and I'm tryin' not to cry, 'cause
there's nothing that your mind can't do. (Oooh)
My father makes his way across the room to you. (Oooh)
I panic for a second, thinking
"we're through" (Oooh)
But then he shakes your hand and says
"Be true" (Oooh)
And you turn back to me, smiling, and I'm
Helpless!
Look into your eyes
and the sky's the limit I'm
Helpless!
Hoo! Down for the count
and I'm drownin' in 'em I'm
helpless!
he's mine, that boy is mine!
Look into your eyes
And the sky's the limit I'm
Helpless! Helpless!
Down for the count, and I'm drownin'in 'em
Eliza, I don't have a dollar to my name

Me: *starts rapping along with him*

Maria: wow.

Me: *tries to say thanks but is too busy rapping*

an acre of land, a troop to command
a dollop of fame.
All I have's my honor, a tolerance for pain
a couple of college credits and my top-notch brain.
Insane, your family brings out a different side of me
Peggy confides in me, Angelica tried to take a bite of me
no stress, my love for you is never in doubt.
We'll get a little place in Harlem and we'll figure it out.
I've been livin' without a family since I was a child.
My father left, my mother died, I grew up buckwild.
But I'll never forget my mother's face, that was real
and long as I'm alive, Eliza, swear to God, you'll never feel so
(Helpless!) I do I do I do I do!
Eliza... (Helpless!)
I do I do I do I do!
I've never felt so-
Helpless! (Hey! Yeah, yeah!)
Down for the count and
I'm drownin' in 'em (Down for the count I'm)
My life is gon' be fine cuz Eliza's in it.
I look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit I'm (Helpless!)
Down for the count
and I'm drownin' in 'em.
In New York, you can be a new man.
in New York, you can be a new man.
In New York, you can be a new man.
Helpless!

Angie: awe, that was cute!

Me: yeah, but...

Angie: but...

Me: there's a Lams version...

Alex: ok hit me with it.

Me: great.

Laf: omg that was adorable.

Me: and now for something worse...

Alex: oh no

Me: hey Maria?

Alex: WAIT IS IT ME AND HER

Me: oh dear God no.

Alex: phew.

Me: I t s  w o r s e.

Eliza: I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY but that was cute.

Maria: ok but honestly same.

Me: it's better than Maria  and Reynolds.

Maria: save me

Me: ok get over here have a cheese

Maria: ok...

Me: anyway, that's it today, see you all next time!

Everybody: bye!

Me: Au Revoir!

Lafayette: *faints*