Alex: what are we doing here? Eliza?
Eliza: Alex?
Me: hi
Everyone: wtaf
Alex: why are we here bitch
Me: relax. So. Alex, int he future a guy named Lin Manuel Miranda who I swear is a demigod, wrote a musical about you. In the future
Alex: wtm so what year is it?
Me: right now it's 2019 in the middle of pride month, so if u start making out with John I don't blame you
Eliza and John froze and Jefferson laughed
Alex: Jeffershit.
Me: SHUT UP IT'S STARTING

Burr:
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore

Alex: do they have to remind me?!

And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of forgotten spot in the Caribbean by Providence, impoverished in squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
John: the $10 founding father without a father

M

Me: yup, he's on the ten dollar bill now. Washington is on the $1. Jefferson is on the $2 bill, but we don't use them any more.
Washington: cool!
Jefferson: damnit.

got a lot farther by being working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter
By being a self starter
By 14
They placed him in charge of a trading charter

Eliza: That young?
Me: yup. I even picked up book to see. It confirmed it. Now shush, Jefferson's coming (hooooome)
Jefferson: YES

Jefferson:
And every day, while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away, across the waves he struggled to keep his guard up.
Inside he was longing for something to be a part of, the brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow or barter.
Madison:
Then a, hurricane came, and devastation reigned, the man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain.
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain, and wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain.
Burr:
Well the word got around, they sad this kid is insane, man!
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and the world's gonna know your name, what's your name man?

Me: AAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSẞSSSSSSSSDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Everyone: wat

Alex:
Alexander Hamilton.
My name is Alexander Hamilton
And there's a million things I haven't done.
But just you wait, just you wait

Me: here's Eliza.
Eliza: oh my God, she's beautiful
Me: *intensely Lenny faces bc nothing can be straight anymore, not even a pencil*

Eliza:
when he was 10, his father split full of it debt ridden, 2 years later see Alex and his mother bed ridden
Half dead
Sitting in their room sick, the scent thick
(And Alex got better but his mother went quick)

Alex: WHY ARE THEY TORTURING ME?!?! I hated that place, don't remind me.

Washington:
Moved in with his cousin, his cousin committed suicide
Left him with nothing but ruined pride
Something new inside
A voice saying "Alex, you gotta find for yourself"
He started retreating
And reading
Every treatise on the shelf
Burr:
There would have been nothing left to do for someone less astute
He would've been dead or  destitute
With out a cent or restitution

Peggy: what the fuck is he saying.
Me: I'll show you the lyrics later. I know them by heart.
Peggy: hOW

Started working, clerkin for his late mother's landlord
Trading sugarcane and rum and all the things he can't afford
Scamming forever book he can get his hands on
Planning for the future watch him now as he stands on the bow of the ship heading for the new land

Lee: if u can even see him
Me: *high fives Lee*
Alex: AURORA NO
Washington: son, I appreciate you reading, but scamming? Really?
Alex: sorry Dad

In new York you can be a new man
(In new York you can be a new man)
Alex:
Just you wait
(In new York you can be a new man)
Just you wait
(In new York you can be a new man)
Just you wait
(In new York)
(New York)
JUST YOU WAIT
Everyone:
Alexander Hamilton
(Alexander Hamilton)
We are waiting in the wings for you
(Waiting in the wings for you)
You never backed down, never learned to take your
Time
Oh Alexander Hamilton
(Alexander Hamilton)
When America sings for you
(America sings for you)
Will they know what you overcame?

Me: they do now
Alex: *smiles*

Will they know you rewrote the game?
The world
Will never be the same
Noooo
Burr:
Ship is in the harbor now, see if you can spot him
(Just you wait,)
Another immagrant, coming up from the bottom
His enemies destroyed him but his rep won't be forgotten
Madison/Herc and Jefferson/Laf:
We
Fought with him
Philip/Laurens:
Me?
I died for him
Washington:
Me? I trusted him.
Eliza, Angelica, Maria:
Me?
I loved him.

Laurens: why aren't I up there?
Me: I wish you were *hugs smol bean*

Burr:
And me?
I'm the damn fool who shot him
(Shot him!)

Burr: *guiltily looks over at Hamilton* sorry
Alex: it's all right

Everyone:
There's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait...
Burr: what's you name, man?
Everyone: ALEXANDER HAMILTON!

Peggy: wow
Philip: *hyped like he's on sugar rush*
Me: *grabs a 3rd bowl of ice cream bc I have problems*
Eliza: I didn't know you went through so much. I'm sorry.
Alex: it's okay. Hey, Aurora, who was the other girls that loved me?
Me: Philippa Soo, who plays Eliza, Renee Elise Goldsberry, who plays Angelica, and Jasmine Cephas Jones who plays Peggy and Maria.
Alex: ok
Me: time for Aaron Burr, Sir!
Burr: wait wat