Thirtieth oneshot!

Secret Santa hosted by VEE-LIEVE

This is for my sister, StarSignal

A series of oneshots filled with inside jokes

These all happened in real life btw

These also could all go in my Hamilton Incorrect Quotes book

Merry Christmas

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Angelica, Peggy, Eliza, Theo, and Theodosia

First three: *sneaks down the nurses's corridor*

Theo: *notices them but doesn't say anything*

Eliza: *whispers* one, two, three-

First three: *jumps in front of the open doorway* BOO!

Nurse: *legit screams*

Everyone: *cracks up*

Eliza: *passes out from laughing*

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Angelica and Eliza

Eliza: Angie

Eliza: I hate you

Eliza: "School Song" from Matilda is stuck in my head and it's all your fault!

Angelica: *dies from laughter* ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYYYYYYZ

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The Schuyler sisters

Eliza: you're a terrible sister

Angelica: yeah you are

Peggy: I know

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Schuyler Sisters

Angelica and Eliza: *trying to teach Cornelia about musicals*

Peggy: SHUT UP!

Angelica and Eliza: no

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Angelica: FOR NARINA!!!!!!!!!!

Eliza: it's Narnia

Angelica: stop being a Judgey-McJudgey-face

Eliza: no, you

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Angelica: Yay! You don't have 61 stories anymore!

Eliza: I had like 69

Angelica: *facepalms*

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Eliza: *complains about some guy creeping her out*

Angelica: hold up... *goes and smacks that guy* problem solved

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Eliza: Wednesday looks like a 12-year-old girl

Angelica: that's because she is

Eliza: no, she's getting married in the musical

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Peggy: I don't care about you

Eliza: yes I know

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Eliza: where's Theo? I need to talk to her

Angelica: Nope, me first

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Eliza: I'm freaking freezing

Peggy: well I'm not

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Angelica: *tries to sing in harmony with Eliza*

Eliza: shut up! You're ruining my pitch!

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Angelica and Theo: you really need to stop talking to 30-year-old lumberjacks online

Eliza: okay, it's been DAYS since I've talked to them

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Eliza: what do y'all like in hot chocolate?

Peggy: MARSHMALLOWS!!

Angelica: strawberries

Eliza and Peggy: what?

Angelica: try it

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Angelica: I'm really weird

Eliza and Peggy: yeah, you are

Angelica: you weren't supposed to agree with me!

Eliza: you do it all the time to me

Angelica: yeah, that's cause you want me to agree with you

Eliza: no I don't

Peggy: I'm just honest

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Eliza: I'm trying to tell a story

Peggy: yeah, I'm not listening

Eliza: it has death

Peggy: OOH I'm listening now

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Eliza: who's Bob Ross?

Theo: how could you not know who Bob Ross is?!?!

Angelica: :0

Eliza: what, are you surprised that I don't know him?

Theo and Angelica: no

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Eliza: *misspeaks a song lyric*

Angelica: *glares at her likes she just started Armageddon*

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Theo: I hated that they added the romance between Susan and Caspian in the movie

Eliza: it was unnecessary, but it's also OTP

Angelica: you have problems...

Eliza: I know

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Angelica: I gotta go to math lab

Eliza: you know, I'm starting to think you actually like math

Angelica: no, I just want to get this over with

Eliza: uh-Huh... sure