A/N so this is just something dumb that I wanted to try and it's probably gonna suck soo...sorry in advance😂😂
P. S. This is inspired by some others I've read like this and this is still just a one shot. Also my Dad chipotle_lover1 helped with this chapter and will be included in this.

Bobandkevin8804- Heyyy HamFam!! *finger guns at people while winking*

Alexander- HamFam??

Bobandkevin8804- Yeah, got a problem with that? *grabs him by the collar of his shirt*

Alexander- *Gulps loudly* N-no...

Bobandkevin8804- Ok! Lets begin. This is my dad chipotle_lover1 she will be here with us for this new...thingy. Dad say 'Hi'

Chipotle_lover1- WHAT UP PUTAS!!

Bobandkevin8804- DAD!!

Alexander- *Gasp* ¡¿Mi familia?! ¿Es cierto, alguien que realmente puede entenderme ?! Espera...¿cómo es ella tu fa-

Chipotle_lover1- Ni siquiera ir allí. *Gives death glare*

Alexander- Si, si *holds hands up like surrendering*

Bobandkevin8804- Let's continue. So my sweet father here has formulated some questions and dares for you guys!

*Collective groans*

Bobandkevin8804- Ah what?! Guys this is gonna be fun!

Chipotle_lover1- And my chance to get revenge *rubs hands together evilly*

Bobandkevin8804- What?!

Entire HamFam- What?!

Chipotle_lover1- Nothing!

Bobandkevin8804- ...ok then. Now question one! Alex, Do you have any ships in this HamFam?

Alexander- Hmmm...*strokes beard while thinking* Am I included?

Chipotle_lover1- Si.

Alexander- Well right off the bat, obviously Laf and Herc *points at the two while they begin blushing furiously* Peggy and Maria *sees Maria blow a kiss to Peggy who catches it and puts it in her pocket*, and John and I.

John- REALLY?!??

Alexander- Uhh, yeah *laughs nervously*

John- *jumps on Alex and tackles him to the ground*

Everyone except Jefferson- AWW!!

Jefferson- I don't see what's so cute, Me and-

Bobandkevin8804- Stop right there! That leads us to our next question. Father, would you like to have the honors?

Chipotle_lover1- Gladly, Thomas, do you ship JeffMads?

Jefferson- *nervous laughter* Haha, what that's ridiculous *Madison walks in the room* *whispers in a quite voice* Hot damn.

Bobandkevin8804&Chipotle_lover1- SHIP SHIP SHIP!!!!!

Madison- ...Did I miss something? *confusedly looks around*

Chipotle_lover1- Nothing much, just Thomas confessing his undying love for you. *starts bursting out in laughter*

Jefferson- *mentally jumps off a cliff*

Madison- ...whaaaaaaaaaat?

Bobandkevin8804- Okay, here's what we're gonna do with you two. Thomas, you go stand on that side of the room and James, you stand on the other side. I have something for you two later. *winks at Chipotle_lover1*

Chipotle_lover1- *looks up like she hasn't been paying attention for the last five minutes, while eating a can of beans* What?

Bobandkevin8804- *face palms* Never mind. Anyways, now time for the DARES!!!

*Louder collective groans*

Bobandkevin8804- Pffft, whatever, deal with it! Now, dare number one is for everyone , what is a secret from your past? And I chose Alex to go first!

Alexander- Of course you do. Ok...once, when I had just moved here from the Caribbean, I went to a mall, all alone...and I got lost. For three hours. I had to be escorted out of the building. *looks down at feet, majorly embarrassed*

Chipotle_lover1- Ha, he got lost. *laughing while patting Alex on back* Don't worry, I'll get you a map next time.

Alex- *crosses his arms like a small child* John, you go next.

John- Ok. One time, when I first started driving, I hit a squirrel, and I freaked out. So I pulled the car over and cried over it's dead body, and after like twenty minutes I put it in the grass and had a small funeral for it. *starts crying* Right before I drove away I saw a bird swoop down and take its body. I still can't sleep right. *shivers and looks around frantically.*

Bobandkevin8804- *trying not to laugh* N-next...John pick someone.

John- Hmm, ok Laf, you go next. Do you get what we're doing.

Lafayette- Oui, I got this. Once, in high school, I went to a party-

Everyone- *Gasp!*

Lafayette- I didn't even get to the good part yet. Anyways, we were playing truth or dare, and when I was asked, I chose dare. I was dared, to run naked through Walmart...and I did it.

Everyone- *total shock and commotion, freaking out*

Mulligan- My poor, sweet, innocent Laf, come here so I can shelter you from this evil world. *wraps arms around Laf, low key choking him*

Lafayette- Herc, mon amour, I can't breath.

Mulligan- *quickly lets go* Sorry babe.

Bobandkevin8804, Chipotle_lover1, Alexander- *looks at each other* SHIP SHIP SHIP!!!!!

Jefferson- Will you guys stop that?!

Bobandkevin8804, Chipotle_lover1, Alexander- *at the same time* NOPE!!

Chipotle_lover1- Ok, NEXT!!

Lafayette- I choose Herc. Tell me a story *sits down cris cross on ground like a little kid*

Mulligan- So in middle school, I went to a party. This is during the era where everyone is trying to figure out who they are. Well, Andrew Jackson had the bright idea to play 'Spin the Bottle'. I played and when it was my turn it landed on a girl. I kissed her for like two seconds and decided that I was definitely gay. The end.

Everyone- *starts clapping. Some even shed a tear*

Lafayette- That was beautiful mon amour.

Mulligan- Yeah, whatever. Eliza your next.

Eliza- Hahah... well, when I was in the tenth grade I went to prison for two days.

Everyone- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!??!?!?!?!

Angelica- I thought you were out of state for the weekend!

Peggy- Yeah, we told dad that too.

Eliza- *shrugs shoulders*

Alexander- Wait, what did you get arrested for?

Eliza- *mumbles incohearantly*

Alexander- What was that?

Eliza- *mumbles a little louder*

Alexander- Still can't hear you.

Eliza- I stole a puppy! You happy now?!

Everyone- *GASP!*

Chipotle_lover1- I was not expecting that.

Bobandkevin8804- Welp, lets continue, Eliza who do you choose to go next?

Eliza- How 'bout sweet little Peggy?

Peggy- Ok,I gots no shame. Once in kindergarden I ate three bugs.

Everyone- EWWW, PEGGY!!

Peggy- What, I was in kindergarden?! Anyways, I choose Angelica.

Angelica- *rolls eyes* Fine, whatever. One time in the ninth grade, I was at a pool party and my top fell down...five people seen. They were all guys.

Lafayette- Oh Angie, what did you do?

Angelica- I told them that if anyone says a word about it, I will hunt them down myself and make sure they could never produce off spring. And no one said a word about it since.

Chipotle_lover1- You go girl!! Who's next?

Angelica- Hmmm, Thomas, you've been awfully quite. You go next. *sees Alex face palm*

Jefferson- Yaay, my turn *rolls eyes*. Ok, in tenth grade I had braces, and my first kiss was with someone who also had braces. Long story short, our braces interlocked and we had to go see the orthadontist to get seperated. It was a long two hours.

Alexander- *drops to the ground holding his sides* WAahahahhhahhaahaha!! Thomas had braces!!

Jefferson- *walks over to Alex, whispers something in his ear, walks back*

Alexander- *starts blushing deeply* O-okay...*makes John glare and pull Alex towards him*

Jefferson- Madison is next.

Madison- Once, when I got really sick with stomach pains and nausea at school, I had to throw up but I didn't think I was gonna make it to the bathroom, so I ducked behind a teacher's desk and threw up while they were out of the room. I got two weeks detention and I had to clean it up after someone ratted me out.

Chipotle_lover1- *sniggers* Classic James.

Madison- *makes a confused face*Wha-...you know what, never mind. Maria, you next. *starts coughing quietly*

Maria- One time in the first grade I kissed a third grader for his brownie at lunch. It was worth it.

Peggy- Hey!

Maria- That third grader couldn't hold a candle to ya babe *takes her hand*

Bobandkevin8804 &Chipotle_lover1- *looks at each other* SHIP SHIP SHIPPPP!!!

Alexander- Hey you didn't include me *starts pouting like a little kid*

Bobandkevin8804- You'll get 'rn next time kid.

Alexander- What was that? *raises an eyebrow*

Bobandkevin8804- I don't know, words of wisdom?

Alexander- *shrugs*

Bobandkevin8804- Well, there is only one person left, last but not least, GEORGE WASHINGDAD!!! *does jazz hands while pointing to the area with a spotlight*

*No one is there*

Bobandkevin8804- *coughs cueing like* GEORGE WASHINGDAD. *still not there* Uhh, George? *sighs and looks at Chipotle_lover1*

Chipotle_lover1- Don't worry, I gots this. *takes a deep breath* GEORGE MOTHERFUCKING WASHINGTON, GET YO ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!

*sounds from behind the curtain*

George- *pops out from behind curtain* Hey, when did this happen? *looking around curiously*

Bobandkevin8804- Not important, now answer the question.

George- Once I dropped my phone in the toilet...before I flushed.

Everyone- *Gasps, someone faints*
Chipotle_lover1- SAVAGE!!! *high fives George*

Bobandkevin8804- Ok! Now that that's over, we can do our final dare, dad, get Madison and tell him what he is to do.

Chipotle_lover1- You're not my boss*crosses arms*

Bobandkevin8804- *face palms* Please.

Chipotle_lover1- *nods* *walks over to Madison and whispers dare*

Madison- *starts blushing, but nods* Thomas can you come here a second.

Jefferson- *walks over* Yeah Ma-*is silenced by James's lips*

Madison- *pulls away* Just as I thought...

Jefferson- W-what did you think? *blushing all over*

Madison- That kissing you wouldn't do anything for me.

Jefferson- O-oh...*wants to starts crying, low key does*

Madison- Oh Thomas *takes him into his arms* that's was the dare. Please don't cry.

Jefferson- *sobbing* T-that was t-the dare?

Madison- Yes Thomas, just the dare.

Jefferson- So does that mean you do like me? *stops crying and looks with hopeful eyes*

Madison- *nods head*

Jefferson- *squeals and jumps into James's arms, knocking them both down* *starts kissing Madison repeatedly*

Bobandkevin8804- Well that's enough for today folks. Lets get around of applause for my dad chipotle_lover1 !!!

Everyone- *clapping and whistling*

Chipotle_lover1- *takes a bow*

Bobandkevin8804- I hope you've had fun and to see you here next time on Hamilton OneShots. Byeeeee.

A/N well that was super fun to write. And hey if you liked it tell me, maybe I'll do another 😁😁😁. Again BYEEEEEE.