Hey this is about to be the most confusing one shot ever. And maybe most ramdom. So enjoy because im doing this at 12:30 pm or am idfk. Cuz im not tired and for some reason im really hungry...

"LAFFAYTTE GIVE ME MY DAMN RAINBOW SOCKS!!" John yelled as laf was running off with said socks. 

"HISSSSSHHHHH!!!" He responded.

"Tf DID YOU JUST HISS AT ME?!" John said back.

"OUI OUI MON AMI~" and just like that he was gone.

Or more like him just shoving himself down the laundry shoot and going to piss john off by not giving the damn socks back.

"That son of a-" john was interrupted by alex who was running dowm the hallway in his underwear screaming "WOLOLOLOLOLOL".yeah. He drank redbull and know he's gone beyond fuccing hyper.

"ALEXANDER GO BACK INTO YOUR ROOM AND PUT ON SOME GOD DARN PANTS PLS!"hercules yelled chasing after him. Alex bumped into john and threw Cheetos that just suddenly appeard at him. Then he continued running around the house screaming "IM GAY AND I LOVE IT".

Jfc. John went back into his room, closed the door, amd turned off the lights, close the curtains, and wrap himself into a fluffy blanket binge wathcing steven universe. Again.

Man. I live with a bunch of crazy people. He thought while faintly hearing the screams of alexander who was still running around the house, this time it sounded like laughing.

John smiled, and prayed that his friends weren't going completely insane.

-hiL