Alex: uh sorry I'm late I was doing.... Things

THUMP THUMP THUMP

Jefferson: hey hey he pushed me down the fucking stairs

Alex: push is such a strong word I prefer calling  it giving you a little nudge.

Jefferson: oh I'll give you a little nuts when I shove my foot up your ass

Alex: hey watch your language in front of the fucking president

Washington: lost his will to live in a nearby land fill.