Me on the bus reading Hamilton (musical) book.

Friend:who's that!?

Me: Anthony (blushes)

Friend: he's ugly!

Me:what

Brother in front of me:(turns around) who is

Friend: him (points to Anthony)

Brother: oh yeah he is

Me: no he's not! Your to embarrassed to admit he's cute that's all!!

Friend and brother: no

Friend: he has to wear a funny wig

Me:ITS HIS ACTUAL F$&#CKING HAIR

Friend:oh that makes him even more gross.

Me:(growls. Flips to random page: Daveed in his underwear.) *Very much blushes*

Friend: ew are you.... Blushing ew ew ew ew you like Anthony and him!

Me:you insult Anthony or Daveed or Leslie I will kill you.

Friend:ooh why you like them like you like Lin!?

Me: I don't like LIN!! *blushing*

Edit] 10/1/18 me on the bus: talking about crushes with friend ^

Me:  basically the whole cast

Friend:  ew you like the bald ones who have to where wigs

Bus:  stops at railroad tracks

Me:  that's they actual fuckin*g hair!!!!

Everyone:  laughs

Connie(my wonderful bus driver who I love:  who said that!?