Me at lunch. (Accidentally taught my bff gurl friend Whamilton smut and now she can't stop.)

Me:*other friend tells funny joke. Chokes on water)

Gurl friend: that's what Alexander was after he saw George.

Me:STOP

Gurl friend: Alexander why are you in a wheelchair.
(Funny voice) I'd rather not talk a bout it
(Deep voice) he fell down some stairs.

Me:(now I CAN'T STOP DABNIT) Yeah down those really thicc stairs.

We talked for six hours the convention was listless.

Bright young bi's
Yo who the f is they?!