Holy shit
What if I
U p d a t e d
:00

†★†★†★†

John: once, I was feeling mad so I threw an apple at a wall

Alex: ... okay?

John: and then. I threw it, right? And it
b o u n c e d back at me
And hit me
Right in the forehead

Lafayette: wait that's not how gravity works-

†★†★†★†

What if I told you
This was based on a true story?