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Alex: you know, I'm thinking of quitting my job.

John: what job?

Alex: oh this new job I got. I'm working part time gay, but I haven't gotten paid at all yet.

John: Alex, I fucking swear to God-

Alex: don't judge me, man. You know I'm just trying to get bi-

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I was making fun of my sexuality to cheer my sister up and this is basically how the conversation went-