It's too fucking early for my bullshit but here I go anyway–

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Alex: hey, hey John, hEy pAy aTtEnTiOn tO mEeE!!

John: Alex, if it's another stupid pickup line, I don't want to hear it

Alex: but that's my way of showing my love for you!!

John: *sighs and slowly disappears into the closet*

Alex: well that's not right-

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I'm not funny-