Somebody Call 911, Shawty Fire Burning In The Bathroom

John's POV

I walked home holding hands with Alex, until we got within a block to my house. Don't want dad to see him and me like that.

He gave me a sad look, but continued walking with me.

We finally got to my house, and I could hear my dad arguing with my step-mom. Something about erectile dysfunction, whatever that is. At least sneaking in will be easier. Alex coughed.

"Okay, Alex. You have your sleepover stuff right?" He nodded, then coughed again.

"Okay. I unlocked my window before I went to your house to get you, so I'll just throw your bag up there." I said.

As I threw his sleeping bag into my window, he gave me a strange look.

"John... Are we sneaking in?" I fake laughed.

"No!" I lied. "My dad is just busy and I forgot my key." I hoisted him up into the window, and he pulled me in.

Peggy's POV

In the future, this would mark the day of the first time I heard an adult cuss. It would also be the last time I ever heard Martha swear.

"THE FUCKING BATHROOM IS ON FIRE YOU FUCKING DUMBASS HOLY SHIT FUCK BUTCH BASTARD." She screamed, and frantically poured her water bottle on it, which only made it worse.

She screamed, and we just stood there. "Where did you even get a lighter!" I got smoke into my lungs, and coughed.

"Okay, girls. Let's get out of here calmly." She escorted us out, and then grabbed a fire extinguisher.

John's POV

Dad never let me have a sleepover, and I never wanted to invite somebody to our house, so I just sat on my bed.

"So... I don't want to intrude, but what sickness does your mom have?" I asked cautiously.

He coughed again. I wonder if he's sick too. "Oh. They haven't really figured it out yet." He said, then covered his mouth and ran to the bathroom.

I ran after him. "Be quiet! My dads-" I looked to see him hunched over the toilet.

"Oh... Holy frick, man. Are you okay?" I said, and walked towards him.

Wait, is that blood? Oh my god! "I'm... I think I'm gonna be sick." He said, and then passed out.

As if God just decided to fuck me gently with a chainsaw right then and there, I heard my dad coming up the stairs.

Oh poop.