The Reynolds Speech

(Warning: some adult language)

Alexander's POV

Washington just got done making his introduction to the debate, when Jefferson walked in, followed by me chasing him.

Madison and Burr were already there.

"Oh, thank god you got here boys. Now let's begi-" Thomas grabbed Mr. Washington's microphone.

He walked down the stage. "Excuse me, kindergarten-third grade, but I have a very important announcement about my former friend and candidate..." He smirked. "Alexander Hamilton."

Washington awkwardly said "Uh Thomas, I'm not sure that's a good idea..."

"Nonsense! I even have the receipts." He cleared his throat.

"Alexander Hamilton had a torrid affair, and he wrote it down right there!" He said, handing out the letter I wrote to the entire school.

Philip, the preschooler that me and Eliza taught piano to, stood up. "Is this true, Alex?" He said, and looked like he was about to cry.

"I-I didn't... I didn't mean to..." I looked at Jefferson.

"You did this!" I screamed, and I could hear people gasping while reading the letter. Some were yelling "Dang!" And some were yelling "Highlights!".

"Oh, my dear sweet Alexander... I didn't do anything, it was you and that horse Maria."

Madison whispered something into his ear. "Oh... I meant whore!"

Washington grabbed the microphone from his hands. "That's enough! Debate dismissed!"

He shouted. Well, I'm officially fricked, you know what? I don't care about saying bad words anymore, I'm officially fucked.

I could hear some whispering things along the lines of: "His poor girlfriend." Good thing that Eliza is spending the day with her mom.

Eliza's POV

It was the annual 'Girls day' in the Schuyler household. AKA, Angie complaining about the patriarchy while mom convinces her to paint her nails.

I got out my DS and went into that chat room with Alexander.

eliza👍🏾: hi bby! I luv u so much! how r u dewing?

BAE❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️: Eliza, no matter what anybody tells you, I'm sorry. I fric*ed up. Please don't tell my dad. I'm sorry Eliza, I wasn't thinking.

Huh...Weird. Oh well. I happily grabbed my mom's hand while she led us across the street.

Angie's POV

We were finally done with hell, AKA 'Girls Day'. I got on Club penguin and went into Hercules's igloo.

justinbieberlover1740: Angie, you'll never BELIEVE what happened at school today

feminist1756: Try me, Herc. *laughing face emoticon*

justinbieberlover1740: I finally got my black belt in Card-Jitsu on Club Penguin!!!

feminist1756: ...really

justinbieberlover1740: Oh, and Alexander is cheating on Eliza with Maria.

feminist1756: WHAT

I furiously typed out what I was going to say to Alexander, before I got this message.

*You Have Been Banned For Inappropriate Language. You said: IM GOING TO CHOP THAT FUCKING SHITTY ASS MAN WHORE'S DICK OFF I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD HES GOING TO PAY I'LL FUCKING RIP HIS LIPS OFF OF HIS SMUG ASS FUCKING FACE THAT KISSED MARIA AND BROKE MY SISTER'S HEART I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THAT CUNT WILL FUCKING PAY

Your Ban Will Last: Forever*

I banged my head against the keyboard and screamed in frustration. How am I going to tell Eliza?