"Pens are like feathers. They're used to write. Except that the ink is in a tube that's built into in the pen. In many cases, you press down on a button to show the tip that you write with. You press the button again to hide the tip so the ink doesn't dry out and you can;t use the pens."

[Philip] Cool.

[A. Ham] How much can you write with one pen?

"Half of James Madison's portion of the Federalist Papers."

[A. Ham] Damn.

*everyone repeatedly clicks the pens for ten minutes*