"Google Docs is a program on the...glowing box thing...that allows you to write things."

[A. Ham] Really? What can I do with it?

"You can write anything you want, and you can make the letters bold, italic, underlined, and it even checks your spelling."

[T. Jeff] Would have been a much faster way to write the Reynolds Pamphlet.

[M. Rey] Um...*shifts uncomfortably*

[E. Ham] Sl-

[Philip] Mom, you stop that.

[E. Ham] Why? She is. *looks at A. Ham for reassurance*

[A. Ham] Well...

[T. Jeff] Hamilton? Speechless? That's a first. You wouldn't even shut up when you died.

[A. Burr] Low blow, dude.

[T. Jeff] You killed him! *we hear rapid typing and see random letters and marks*

[A. Ham] I don't get it.

"You press the letters in the order that you want them to appear. When you want to write a new word, you press the long bar at the bottom."

[A. Ham] Ohhh...*The rapid typing resumes and he begins to write about how cool the 21st century is*

[Peggy] W-what? This is weird. How do you do this?

[M. Rey] Finally, we're back to the topic at hand.

[A. Schuyler] (loudly) Slut.

[T. Jeff] You're one to talk.

[A. Schuyler] I- I never did anything with you-know-who! *A. Ham blushes*

[A. Ham] No one's a slut, now stop it! I need to write about everything.