*I take them all outside to see a car. They ooh and aah, touching the car and trying to look inside and open the door. They all fail*

"This is a car. A car is a thing that transports people to where they want to go using roads. It has something that makes it go fast, called a motor. It goes faster than a horse or carriage."

[A. Ham.] Wow. Shiny.

[KGIII] Like my crown. *they all go dead silent, staring at KGIII*

[Madison] We're tired of your bullshit. WE'RE FREE, MAN! WE'VE BEEN FREE FOR...*Madison tries to figure out how many years America's had independence for as of March 2018* How long?

KGIII: Ha! he doesn't even know how long his own nation's been free from me! (under his breath) Stupid Cornwallis.

[A. Ham] Uh...

"242 years."

[Madison] Yeah. That.

[T. Jeff] *still staring at the car* There's bound to be some accidents with this thing.

"Unfortunately, there are."