ASDRAFPROFTalde says, "ok i dare everyone to react to philip and lauren's death! But if truth philip who do you love the mostly?"
Philip: I love Jawed! Oops, I mean Theo!
Alex: why would you say Jared?
Washington: *gasps* What if he's been hanging out with him?
Alex: *gasps* maybe he has been!
Philip: Jawed taught me and gave me animal cwackews!
Alex: GASP!
John: guys, Jared is insanely cool, he's not bad to hang out with.
Alex: wait you know Jared?!
John: uhh, maybe?
Washington: how dare you!
John: I'm sorry! I didn't know that was bad!
Sunny: we'll deal with this later. Onto the reaction!
~~~after reacting to Philip and John's death~~~
Alex: why John, why?
Eliza: Philip..
John: dang...
Peggy: I'm crying--
Sunny: yep! Hamilton is heartbreakingly good! It'll do that to you.
John: I don't like this anymore. Can we get back to talking about Jared?
Philip: please?
Alex: yes. Maybe we should meet Jared.
Sunny: on it!
*Jared magically teleports here*
Philip: Jawed!
Jared: uh, hi? Why am I here?
Alex: you're here, because you've been hanging out with my son and boyfriend-
Eliza: boyfriend? I thought I was your wife.
Alex: you are, it's called a love triangle, Liza. Deal with it.
Eliza: why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too?
Alex: yes, but I'm sleep deprived.
Washington: did someone say sleep deprived?
Alex: not this again.. I'm not sleeping!
Washington: yes you are, son. That's an order from your commander.
Alex: no! I don't wanna sleep!
John: five year old..
Washington: *drags Alex away to his room* sleep!
Alex: yes sir..
Thomas: back to this whole Jared thing?
Jared: I'm not bad!
Washington: says the guy who eats bath bombs.
Jared: they happen to taste good.
Peggy: well, goodbye!