galacticandi says "QUESTION FOR JOHN: On a scale of one to ten, how much do you love Peggy? (One being the lowest and ten being the highest)"
John: one. I honestly don't care about many people
Peggy: ouch!
John: yeeeeaahh. Sorry.
Peggy: and I thought you were more compassionate.
John: eh. I can be, but today, I honestly don't care. I can't be an adult today.
Peggy: you are so weird on so many levels
Alex: everyone's a bit weird, and weird is good!
Eliza: and short is beautiful!
Peggy: well, excuse me, I didn't know y'all had such strong opinions..
John: well someone is being salty.
~~~~later, at dinner~~~~~~~~~~~
Sunny&Alex: hey John, can you pass the salt?
John: sure! *throws Peggy and Angelica across the table*
*Peggy and Angelica go flying across the table, KNOCKING THE FOOD ALL OVER*
Alex: JOHN! You know what we meant!
John: oh that kind of salt.
Sunny: yeah you're going in the Corner of Shame.
John: *whispers* it was still worth it.
~~~~later again, in the Corner of Shame~~~
Sunny: John, we do not throw people across the table, okay?
John: yeah, yeah. I get it. Whatever.
Sunny: don't sass me boy
John: yes ma'am-
Alex: *whispers* since when do you call Sunny "ma'am?"
John: *mouths* because I don't wanna get in more trouble, obviously.
Alex: whatever. Bye everyone!
Washington: *dabs in the background*