ilbarker says "Hammy, my man ;) I've teleported everyone except you and Philip away somewhere (it doesn't matter where). And now Philip's hungry. Make him macaroni. Just because. Don't burn the house down!"
Alex: Umm.. Ok? *starts to make macaroni* I FORGOT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE MACARONI! *looks at Jefferson's recipe*
Philip: *is put in highchair* waaah! *is upset because it's just him and Alex*
Alex: *still cooking* JUST YOU WAIT PHILIP. I'M WORKING ON IT.
Philip: Laaaf!
Alex: *putting macaroni in a bowl* Laf, and everyone else is at some convention. *gives Philip macaroni*
Philip: *eats, then spits on Alex's face, and throws bowl on floor* no!
Alex: -_- really? *sigh* fine *calls Eliza*
Eliza: *answers phone* yes?
Alex: I need you to come home. Now.
Eliza: we'll by back by the next chapter! Bye! *hangs up*
Alex: *puts phone away* make sure to comment and like. Or something.