October 30th

The night before Halloween......

It was a calm, peaceful, Friday night on Sandwich Rd, in Darlington, Connecticut. The crescent moon illuminated the crystal clear sky, which looked like some painting in an art museum. Henrietta, an elderly lady, with gray hair, plump red lips, green eyes, and wrinkly skin, sat on her rocking chair, on the front porch of her house. She was enjoying the stillness of the night.

The peaceful night was short lived, when a bunch of boys and girls, stormed the neighborhood. Henrietta didn't recognize any of them. "Do my eyes deceive me? Those kids don't live around here! Where are their parents?"

"Let's egg the whole neighborhood!" yelled a boy.

"I got toilet paper!" yelled a girl. "Let's make this neighborhood mummified!"

All the boys and girls, started wrecking havoc, in the neighborhood, much to Henrietta's displeasure. "You kids better cut that out!" she hollered. "I have a good mind to call your parents!"

"Shut up, you old bat!" scoffed a girl.

"All of you kids, bend over, so I can spank you!" yelled Henrietta. They ignored her, and egged all the houses, cars, trucks, and mailboxes by the sidewalk.

"Let's egg this old lady's house!"

"Don't even think about it!" warned Henrietta.

Her house got egged, and her 1987 Cadillac DeVille was smeared with yolk. Henrietta called the police, and the rest of the neighbors, got into a row with the juvenile delinquents.

"You homewreckers!" roared a man.

"See you in court!" bellowed a woman.

Sirens were wailing in the distance, and they grew within earshot, as the cops, arrived in the neighborhood, which should be declared a disaster area. The cops stormed out of their cars, and tackled every kid, involved in this incident. Reinforcements were sent to help out, and take all of the kids to the police station.

Chief Barry Ellis was fuming, and felt like he wanted to break every kid's neck. "You kids are in so much trouble!" he roared. "Your parents are gonna hear about this! Tomorrow is Halloween, but, that doesn't give you the right to ruin people's property like that! None of you will be trick or treating tomorrow night! You lost that opportunity! You'll be spending Halloween, in a cell, with food that doesn't taste that great! Take them away, boys!"

Every cop from the Darlington Police Department apprehended the kids, and took them to station, downtown. All of their parents were notified.

It just goes to show you, that Mischief Night, fully lives up to it's name.

And, it does.

A/N Well, what did you of all this pre Halloween carnage?! Totally uncalled for!