A/N: Just a little note to say I've tried to format this but it keeps reverting back to how you will see it below when I save it. So I apologise for that, and I hope it doesn't spoil your enjoyment of the poem. Thanks Simon. :)

Midnight chimes around Dracula's lair,
Calling all undead, so please beware,
Things that go bump, fly, slither, and crawl,
Come to dance at the Monster's ball,

Headless horsemen, tortured souls,
   Vampires, werewolves, hideous trolls,
   Witches, warlocks, banshees too,
   Nightmarish ghouls all join the queue,

   Bloodcurdling howls swirl in the fog,
   Terrifying red eyes from a rabid dog,
   Chilling screams, and haunting wails,
   Sharpened fangs, claws, wings, and tails,

   The moon is full, and bright and white,
   What evils lurk on this dark night,
   Phantoms, spectres, bogeymen,
   All rise up, to dance again,

   The midnight masquerade is here,
   If you're undead, have nowt to fear,
   With witches brew inhibitions fall, tongue of newt and frog's eyeball,
   Tail of rat and liver of goat,
   Don't drink too much or you will bloat,

Vampire bats and spiders in webs,
Tiny monstrosities hatching from eggs,
Cockroaches, worms, beetles and slugs,
Slimy toads and creepy bugs,

The devil sits upon his throne,
Grim reaper next, no skin, just bone,
His scythe glowing by candlelight,
Oh, this shall be a frightful night,

Dj Chucky spins the tunes,
   As critters and gremlins throw shapes in the ruins,
   Pinhead wins the apple bobbin,
   With twenty apples stuck to his noggin,

   Gomez and Morticia dance,
   As witches chant while in a trance,
   Thunder cracks and a flash of lightening,
   Some special effects to make it frightening,

   Dark clouds roll in, rain starts to lash,
   But that won't spoil this Monster Mash,
   The hang mans here complete with noose,
   Then someone thrice cries Beetlejuice,

   Mummies breakdance, zombies popping,
   Jack from the shining to do some chopping,
   Pennywise and an undead jester,
   Playing tricks on Uncle Fester,

Slimer sneezed a massive booger,
   Right in the face of Freddy Krueger,
   With burgers sizzling on his knives,
   A ghostly carriage next arrives,

Outs steps a girl called Coraline,
   Who makes a play for Frankenstein,
   Who begs and pleads it's not his fault,
   Then screams when hit by a lightening bolt,

   Jack O'lantern can't stand the noise,
Then from the skies come three lost boys,
   Straight to the food and head for the trifle,
   Don't worry, there's no noodles Michael,

   The creature from the black lagoon,
   Gets sprayed with goo from an alien cocoon,
   It splatters on the Devil's horn,
   And soaks the children of the corn,

   Imps, dwarves, and goblins they all laugh,
   At the aftermath of this bloodbath,
   The witche's cauldron starts to bubble,
   A sure sign of incoming trouble,

   The party attracts hunters of ghosts,
   Whose red beams turn most to toast,
   The remaining ghouls panic and flap,
   But end up in the Ghostbuster's trap.

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