She felt the two small bite marks on her neck. Her new boyfriend certainly had a kinky side, but he was incredible.

Ten minutes later he arrived for a romantic night. When he arrived she led him to the patio, where she had a table set.

"This looks beautiful,"

"Please sit and I'll serve you."

She walked to his side and dropped a plate in front of him.

"Raw meat?"

He screamed and burst into flames, as she drove a sharpened broom handle into his chest.

"I decided the best way to your heart was a good steak.