In the past hour, I've

-Drank 2 packs of water

-5 dozen doughnuts 

-9 pieces of spicy chicken wings

-3 big macs

-2 large pizzas

- an entire oreo cake

-5 cupcakes

-7apples

-9 oranges

-and some tortilla chips and salsa  

in an hour

I'm still somewhat huger

and it looks like I haven't eaten at all

wtaf