xmas!oikawa tooru | hmph
x female
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"I didn't mean it!" The setter cried, you stared him down with your arms cross and a furious aura surrounding you.

"Tooru, you don't just flirt with other women and saying you didn't mean it." You spoke coldly before shoving him on the couch and heading to the kitchen to prepare a Christmas feast.

"(F/n), I'm sorry-!" You harshly chopped a potato with your sharp knife, making him coil away from you. When he thought it was safe, he wrapped his arms around your stomach. "(F/n)-!"

You did the same thing, an evil glint in your eye. Oikawa knew you were doing it to scare him though. "(F/n), please-!"

Again.

"Can I-"

Again.

"Fuuuuuuu! Let me-"

Again.

"Do it one more time-"

Again.

"But-"

Again.

"Tooru, I'm trying to cut vegetables, it's dangerous." You said poking your tongue out at him as he his below the kitchen counter. You were married to this guy.

"Flirt with another woman again whilst I'm standing there..." You bent down to his height underneath his safe haven with a dark smirk.

"Well, I certainly know that Hajime likes to cook as well~" this made the setter pale and you giggled.

"Y-You shouldn't k-kill on C-Christmas." Oikawa stuttered, you giggled before kissing him. "Fine, I forgive you but don't take my threat too lightly. It was a warning."

He let out a breath he was holding in as he hugged you from the behind whilst massaging your stomach as you cooked. "Never again. Not now after I found out about mini Oikawa here." He said, poking your stomach.

"Mhmm~" you hummed. "Stop being a putz now and help me cook."

"You ruined our moment with mini Oikawa!"

"Stop repeating your last name, it was hard enough hearing that when you called me Mrs. Oikawa at our wedding."

"So mean!