kuroo tetsurou | protein shakes
x female
[edited]

"Tetsu! What are you drinking?" You said in disgust as you watched as your boyfriend chug down something of a clumpy brown liquid down his throat. "Yuck! That's gross!"

"Oi! It's just a protein shake!" He snapped at you, giving you that perverted looking smile as you rolled your eyes at the Nekoma captain. "It's good for you!"

"It looks disgusting!" You howled as he came towards you with it, you ran away and hid behind Kenma.

"I like my men who don't drink sludge~" you purred as Kuroo rolled his eyes at your childish antics but it freaked out Kenma since you snuck your arms around his torso, the poor pudding head just wanted to play video games!

"It's not sludge, it's even chocolate flavour!" Kuroo told you but you stuck your tongue at him.

"How dare they humiliate chocolate!" Kuroo was so done with you right now, all he did was drink a chocolate flavoured protein shake!

"Yeah yeah, taste it." he told you, thrusting the shake in your face making you gag and hold onto Kenma tighter, tucking you head in the crook of his neck. Kenma was having a panic attack by now.

"Stop (f/n), Kenma is going to die soon." Kuroo said, gesturing to the said boy who had dropped his PSP, he had never had so much female physical contact in his life!

"Agreed." The pudding head whispered as he trembled in your arms and you let go of him, sighing.

"Fine fine, you're hair smells like apples though~" the boy went into a blushing mess making Kuroo huff.

"Naw, Kenma! You're so cu-" you were cut off by something that tasted distinctively like chocolate but more like powder enter your mouth and you were forced to swallow, gasping. Your boyfriend had just forced you to drink that so called protein shake. He soon swooped in and gave you a sweet kiss before walking away.

"Tetsurou!" You screeched, trying to get rid of the taste from your tongue.

"Well, don't flirt with my best friend then~" he cooed, walking away with his hands out with a flowery aura around him, your head irked.

"You piece of trash!" You screamed, hurling a volleyball to his head. Kenma had actually died and went to get reincarnated.

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