SunTangerine: Its been quiet here..But Hello Everyone!

RollinguThunda!: Yo Shouyou!

GangstaSenpai: Yo Hinata!

Hey!Hey!Hey!: Hey! Hey! Hey!

ChesireBish: Sup!

***Everyone greeted***

Mt.Lev: I have a question?

NekoMom: What is it this time?

Mt.Lev: When you kill someone for revenge? Do you go to Hell or Heaven?

FoxMom: What kind of Question is that? And How did you come up with that?

FoxMom: Although I guess..Hell?

Mt.Lev: But it was for revenge?

Priest✝️: I don't think it helps with that,Instead of Forgiving and not commit a crime...It would make you go to Hell.

SunTangerine: That's a good question Lev,Although I think its Unfair...for that person to go to Hell,instead of Heaven.

Priest✝️: It depends...Maybe I should check the Bible again.

Benched1: This is Nametsu again,That would still be in Hell. Cause instead of confronting that person in a good way,it is irrelevant as that person is Human. Its usually depends on the reason if its minor then that's dumb..but if its a major then it might be an exception,Maybe not.

Benched1: It would be better to deal it fairly by sending that person to jail,Heck..Even if I wanted Futakuchi dead(making as a revenge)but then I remembered that it would break Aone's heart...so That would make me into a bad person for ruining someone else's part in life.

Benched1: Now that's over,Stop talking about it cause it distracts our date and Screw you @FutonCouch

Benched1: I'm going to mute this.

***Benched1 is offline and muted themselves***

Everyone: ....

DatekoMom: *Sigh

DatekoMom: What did you do again Futakuchi?

KamaBish: Its always Futakuchi causing trouble,grow up brat!

FutonCouch: I don't take orders from you!

FutonCouch: Moniwa-san! I'm only watching their date😕 Nothing wrong with that.

DatekoMom: But it feels like you did something..Spill it.

FutonCouch: Mom...No?

DatekoMom: Aone..

PolarBear: 😠

FutonCouch: Alright! Alright!

FutonCouch: I was only watching their dare really! Cause I wonder how did he get a girlfriend? No offence Aone,but I tried to win girls.

RollinguThunda!: Well..Narita is a person who is a gentleman and respects girls.

GangstaSenpai: Unlike you.

FutonCouch: Ouch! You didn't have to do me like that.

CherrySatan: They just did~✨

FutonCouch: Now I'm very hurt😢

KamaBish: Good.

ProStreak: Good.

SaltyDinosaur: We don't want you here anyways.

FutonCouch:

SunTangerine: That's not very nice,Futakuchi's sad now. Apologize please🥺

KamaBish:

ProStreak:

ProStreak: I'm sorry Shouyou...Sorry Futakuchi btw.

KamaBish: fine...Sorry Bra—Futakuchi.

SaltyDinosaur:

***SaltyDinosaur has left the chat***

***MurderKei has added SaltyDinosaur on the chat***

MurderKei: Just apologies Kei!

SaltyDinosaur:

SaltyDinosaur: Fine..

SaltyDinosaur: Sorry Futakuchi,even though you're such an A******.

SunTangerine: That's better!☺️ Proud of you 3,wait...@CherrySatan You still need to apologize,even Noya-senpai and Tanaka-senpai.

CherrySatan: I'm very sorry Futon-chan~

GangstaSenpai: Yeah..Sorry Man.

RollinguThunda!: Yeah,Sorry Man.

FutonCouch: Thank you so much Chibi! You're the greatest!

No: You do know they only did those cause Hinata,you know—made them Apologies to you.

No: Except the SaltyDinosaur,who @MuderKei made him do it.

MurderKei: Yeah..I'm dating him. But,he would do it if Hinata persisted him more anyways.

SaltyDinosaur: Urusai Yamaguchi.

MurderKei: Gomen Tsukki😅

No: I see.

SunTangerine: Btw...What happened to the others? Especially Kuroo-san and Bokuto-san?

NekoMom: Don't worry about that Sweetie,Just that the father cat is sleeping on the couch.

SunTangerine: Eh? Did he do something again?

NekoMom: Don't worry too much about it.

ChesireBish: Yaku..🥺

NekoMom: Bad Cat! Bad! Stay away before I spray you again with the water hose.

ChesireBish: But— 🥺🥺🥺

NekoMom: Dm Me Instead.🙄😒

ChesireBish: Ok!

***Kuroo and Yaku***

Kuroo: Yaku! 🥺🥺

Yaku: Geez— I just said that we're going to be divorce for 1 hour.

Kuroo: Would you believe me if I said I am horny today?

Yaku: ...

Yaku: What have you been doing lately?

Kuroo:

Kuroo: Thinking about you...

Yaku: Then...

Yaku: Fix that on your own,we're still divorce for 1 hour. Geez,just wait..Its only like 2 minutes has passed.🙄

Kuroo: 🥺

Yaku: 😑 Fine,After this...We'll only cuddle.

Kuroo: Better than nothing 🤩

***Back to the GC***

MurderKei: Can I have those divorce papers?

SunTangerine: Why?

SaltyDinosaur: Tadashi! We talked about this!

MurderKei: Hanamaki-san? I'm here at the destination you requested.

Creampuff4laif: Just sign the contract here Yamaguchi.

SaltyDinosaur: Don't you dare sign those divorce papers!

MurderKei: Oh yeah? Try and stop me Kei.

Sugamama: What did Tsukishima even do?

SaltyDinosaur: It was unintentional Tadashi.

MurderKei: I've already signed the papers and You're not allowed to touch the cookies on the top of the fridge.

SaltyDinosaur:

SaltyDinosaur: *Sad Dinosaur Noises*

GorgeousSetter: Oh god,so dramatic.

Godzilla: You're one of them.

GorgeousSetter: Hey! No I'm not.

WakaFarmer: You're one actually Tooru.

Priest✝️: Ushijima—!

MeanBrows: Oho~First name basis I see~

Blep: Wow...

TurnipDummy: I never expected this..

GorgeousSetter: Wakatoshi! HOW DARE YOU EXPOSE US LIKE THIS!

Priest✝️: C-calm down Oikawa...We were going to let them know and plus we're dating so Calm down..😅

GorgeousSetter: How can I calm down when this...Goof! Can just keep a secret for once!

Creampuff4laif: Divorce papers~Oikawa-senpai~

NekoNeko(Fukunagawa): How is that possible to get divorce,when you guys are literally not married?

InuBoi: Babe..Cauz there mommy and Daddy..

InuBoi:

InuBoi: Why does it sound so wrong when you read it.

Blep: If you have a dirty mind then yes..

MeanBrows: Oh My~ Does Tooru-chan say 'Daddy' to both Asahi and Ushijima~

SunTangerine: But..Shouldn't Oikawa-san be called "Mommy" if they're both Daddies?

Everyone: ...

Sugamama:

Sugamama: Do not even—

GangstaSenpai: Hinata—! 🤣

Benched1: Oh my god..Wth?!🤣 Mai-chan is laughing too.

Benched2: I can't—🤣

BestGiant: Save this Lil Crow,ffs..! This is above normal!

MeanBrows: Makes me want to ruin it..tbh🤣

Deadchi: Boi! Don't even dare or I will bury you 6 feet underground.

SunTangerine: Why? Isn't that like a family thing to say if there married?

Agaashe: This...This...Hinata..

GorgeousSetter: Yes..

GorgeousSetter: Yes. I don't call them "Daddy" but "Honey".

GorgeousSetter: Cause its a family thing.

ProStreak: *Kenma Dm everyone that if any of them say something illegal,will fucking die*

ProStreak: Too had they're going to get divorce.

WakaFarmer: Please Don't divorce me...It slipped out.

Priest✝️: Just give him a chance Oikawa..🙏🏻

GorgeousSetter: ...

GorgeousSetter: Fine

GorgeousSetter: But I'm reserving one,just in case. Makki,reserve me a divorce paper..just in case.

Creampuff4laif: Will do.

CowYama: How Many relationships are even divorced?

SnekMom: Dashio and I

SneakySnek: Please take me back!

DatekoMom: Kamasaki and I

KamaBish: I deserve it..F***

FutonCouch: Hahaahahah...KamaBish,more like KarmaBish.

***FutonCouch changed KamaBish name to KarmaBish***

KarmaBish: I—

DatekoMom: Don't even dare start.

EnnoMom: Tanaka and I

GangstaSenpai: Wait—Ennoshita! Open the door!

EnnoMom: 🙃

Benched2: Nishinoya and I

RollinguThunda!: Please take me back to our nest!

Benched2: Repent for 1 hour,its only like 3 mins.

RollinguThunda!: But that's long! And Mr.Twinkles is there too! Stay away from Mr.Twinkles! He's a bad man.

Benched2: Wth? Its literally just a stuff toy.

RollinguThunda!: No its not! I've seen it with my own 2 eyes.

Benched2: Literally,Its just a stuff toy. That's what you get watching Toy Story Movies.

RollinguThunda!: I'm telling you its real!

SunTangerine: I didn't know Noya-senpai watches Toy Story.

CuteGoddess: I'm surprise Kinoshita is even agreeing to watch with him.

Benched2: I only did it for the cuddles.

GorgeousGoddess: Cute.

RollinguThunda!: Kiyoko-san!

GangstaSenpai: Kiyoko-san!

NekoGangsta: Kiyoko-san!

3rdWheelerNeko:

3rdWheelerNeko: Hand me a divorce paper.

MeanBrows: Done.

NekoGangsta: Wait..No!

***Private message of Bokuto and Daichi***

Bokuto: How many more minutes?

Daichi: There's still 54 mins of the divorce.

Daichi: Wait and Behave.

Bokuto: 🥺

Daichi: No

Daichi: Don't you dare—

Bokuto: 🥺🥺

Daichi: Is your hair down?

Bokuto: Yes.

Daichi: *Sigh

Daichi: After this..I will treat you food.

Bokuto: Really?

Daichi: Yes.

Bokuto: Thanks Daddy!

Daichi: I—

***End Of Chapter***

How many people are divorced?

Daichi: Can someone please stop Bokuto from calling me daddy?

Ennoshita: Don't tell me its turning you on?

Daichi: Sadly yes.

Ennoshita: That's your problem now Captain.

Daichi: Fuck!

Suga: *In a distance* LANGUAGE! I'M TREATING HINATA PORK BUNS!

Kinoshita: But you guys are far away?!

Suga: Those languages Multiply like germs that can't be cured.

So no one's going to answer my question?

Yamaguchi: Your words are invalid to them anyways.

....

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃