Dedicated to MoonNyte love you💕

Ever wondered what it'd be like to date this salty child? Now's your chance!

You know, I was gonna make a salt joke but Na. LOL get it??

Anyways let's start!

Pros & con's of dating the walking bag of salt!

Cons:

- This kid will insult the shit out of you, be prepared for your self esteem to hit the negatives LOL.

- PDA at the most embarrassing times. Like, he'll just start kissing you and not just a little peck but like fucking French kisses you. Jfc this child.

- Pervert. Will literally say the dirtiest shit at random times. You'll be chilling with him and the team when this child has a fucking smirk on his face and whispers the dirtiest things just to get a reaction out of you. 

- Won't give you white/valentines day chocolate. Mainly because it's "too much of a pain"

- Neglects you sometimes because of volleyball practice.

- Spends more time with Yamaguchi to the point where you question his sexuality LOL.

- THE SASS IS REALER THAN GLOBAL WARMING LMAO. 

- Gets all panicky and awkward when you cry. He legit won't know what to do. He'll be all "tch, stop crying already" , "I'm not apologizing, okay? Now let's leave already. People are staring." , "geez you cry too easily {YourName}." That's literally him trying to get you to stop crying.

- Will rest his arm on your head because he's so tall.

- When the two of you argue he pretends as if you've disappeared. It's annoying AF. He'll be all "Woah, where'd you go?" He'll continue and smirk as he looks straight ahead (he's tall so) "heh, you're so small I think I'll need a magnifying glass to find you."

- Points out your flaws.

- Gets irritated easily.

- Pisses you off for fun.

- Likes to leave hickies whenever he feels like it.  IN OBVIOUS PLACES.

- let's face it, he can be a dick sometimes #sorrynotsorry

Pros:

- Height; he'll help you get the shit you can't reach. Although he'll purposely put things up high even though he knows how smol you are.

- GLASSES

- he's smart! However, don't expect him to always help you out. He might help you sometimes because its his beloved {YourName}. But he is a SHIT teacher. You will hear things like"You suck" , "how are you this stupid?" , "tch, I just explained this and you still don't get it?" Or even "I give up, you're too stupid to teach."

- He likes strawberry shortcake. Good lord not the fucking treehouse character but the legit cake LOL. Give him this, and he'll get all cute and eat it happily. Fucking adorable tbh.

- Won't tease you too much when you're sad. Tries to comfort you, gives you cake (mainly because he wants some too).

- If you two hug he'll put his chin on your head and smile. Only because you can't see.

- Ears and cheeks turn red when he's embarrassed.

- Likes it when you touch his hair. (NOT WHEN PEOPLE ARE AROUND)

- Looks for you in the crowd to make sure you're watching him at games.

- Complains when you want to get couple items (like phone straps and shit) but he'll take good care of it. He'll even look at it when he misses being around you.

- Share headphones with you so that the two of you can listen to music together.

- Walks you home after school/volleyball.

Recap: he's horrible at times but he makes up for it in his own way.

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Thanks for reading guys! Hope you liked it. I'll probably make more for other characters in the future ^^

I'm so sleepy & I don't want to go to school tmrw.

Stay fabulous guys!~
*throws glitter*