Dare
Dare: Kageyama, invite everyone he knows to a group chat and tell everyone he's going to Shiratorizawa.
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Dami: Don't you already have a group chat that you're in?
Kageyama: Yeah, I'm in a group chat with my team, some people from Seijoh, some people from Nekoma, some people from Fukorodani, some peo-
Dami: Okay! I don't need to hear all of that! I'm just going to assume you're in a group chat with every team you ever played against/met!
Kageyama: Yeah, Tanaka and Hinata set up the group chat since they know most people. *shrugs*
Dami: You ready to do the dare?
Kageyama: Not really, I don't want to see Sho-Hinata's reaction.
Dami: Did you almost call him by his first name? *raises eyebrows*
Kageyama: N-no...let's just do the dare.
Dami: Hmmmm okayyyyy!
-This is where the chapter switches to like a text message thingy-
Kags: Guys, I need to tell you something
Team Mom: What is it? Did someone die?
The Best Senpai ever (Tanaka): Do you just always assume someone died?
Team Mom: Shut up Tanaka
Team Dad: What's happening?
JEsUs: Is someone dying?
Rolling THUNDA: Wait, who died?
Freckled Sunflower: I don't think anyone died...
Salty Dino: Let's hope the king died and this his family texting us
Team Mom: TSUKISHIMA! That was uncalled for!
The Best Senpai: Way to piss of team mom...
Team Mom: Excuse me?
The Best Senpai: Love you...
EnnoSHIta: Alright who changed my name?
Rolling THUNDA: Not me...
EnnoSHIta: I hate you
NArita: Kinoshita is with me so he's just gonna read over my shoulder
HEENATA: Did Kageyama die?
Shittykawa: You better not be wasting my time Tobio-chan...
Churoo: Like you had anything better to then to pine over Iwaizumi
Shittykawa: :0
Apple Pie (Kenma): Kuroo did you change my name on here?
Churoo: Maybe...
BRokUtO: AKASHIII where are YOU?!/1/
Akaashi: Is you keyboard broken Bokuto?
BRokUtO: YEosl
Akasshi: I'll come over and fix it for you...
Ushicow: Why am I in this group chat?
TENdou: Same
Kags: Can I tell you guys what I was originally going to say?
Team Mom: Yes
Team Dad: PLease tell me you didn't hurt yourself or anyone else...
Salty Dino: Please don't
HEENATA: I WANT TO KNOW :D
Kags:I'm quitting the team and going to Shiratorizawa...
The chat goes quiet for a second
Team Mom: EXCUSE ME
HEENATA: D:
Salty Dino: Nice :)
Freckled Sunflower: That's not what I was expecting...
Rolling THUNDA: At least no one died
HEENATA: ...
The Best Senpai: I think Hinata's soul did
Team Dad: Did Tsukishima make you want to quit?
Rolling THUNDA: PFFT
Salty Dino: w h a t
Churoo: Oya?
BRokUtO: OATY oaya?/q;a'
Churoo: He tried
Oikawa: well that was unexpected... -3-
Apple Pie: Shoyo are you feeling okay?
Akaashi: So you're quitting your team to join someone who was supposedly stronger than you?
HEENATA: ...
Kags: yes
BRokUtO: Yikejeso
Akaashi: Bokuto please stop typing, I'm almost at your house
BRokUtO: OKwmoeibj'd
JEsUs: I don't know what's happening anymore...
Team Mom: I can't believe you want to quit the team
Salty Dino: I'm glad he finally wants to leave
Team Mom: OKay that's enough out of you. I'm gonna make sure you're muted
Salty Dino: Wai-
-Team Mom has muted Salty Dino-
Rolling THUNDA: HAhHAHAHHA
The Best Senpai: PFFT WOW
Churoo: He really muted him...
BRokUtO: KANPIEHSNL"W
Churoo: No one can understand what you're saying
EnnoSHIta: This chat is chaotic...
Shittykawa: Mr. Refreshing really got mad at his own team member...
-Dami joined the chat-
Dami: Who wants to take a guess as to why Kags said that?
Team Mom: oh...
Churoo: I FUCKING KNEW IT
Team Dad: I figured Dami had to be behind this somehow
HEENATA: DAMI WHY?!?!
Freckled Sunshine: Suga? Tsukki is texting me asking if you could unmute him...
Team Mom: Oh yeah
-Team Mom unmuted Salty Dino-
Salty Dino: Okay rude
The Best Senpai: I can't believe Kageyama was able to pull off a dare for that long
Rolling THUNDA: Honestly same
Apple Pie: At least Shoyo seems okay now.
Dami: I wasn't supposed to tell you guys, but Kags basically begged me to so his boyf-
Kags: Don't finish that sentence
Dami: He didn't want to upset his boyfriend Hinata! :D
-Kags kicked Dami from the chat-
Churoo: PFFT HAHAHA
BRokUtO: HEY HEY HEY
Akaashi: I fixed his keyboard
Shittykawa: Now we can understand him
Team Mom: I think we're all kinda glad this was a dare
Salty Dino: I wish it wasn't a dare
-Team Mom muted Salty Dino-
Team Dad: Suga I think maybe you should put your phone down and not talk to Tsukishima for awhile
-Team Mom muted Team Dad-
Churoo: His own husband...
-Team Mom kicked Churoo from the chat-
The Best Senpai: HAHA WOW
Kags: Well, I'm gonna go now...
- A few minutes later-
Muscle Man (Iwaizumi): Shittykawa I'm going to kill you
Shittykawa: uhhh Hi iwa-chan
Muscle Man: You changed my username? Really?!
Shittykawa: umm.. I love you?
Muscle Man: You're dead
- Muscle Man left the chat-
Shittykawa: Oh no...
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I love chatfics like message books. I think they're hilarious!
Would you guys be interested in me making a Haikyuu chatfic?
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