Dare

Dare: Kageyama, invite everyone he knows to a group chat and tell everyone he's going to Shiratorizawa.

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Dami: Don't you already have a group chat that you're in?

Kageyama: Yeah, I'm in a group chat with my team, some people from Seijoh, some people from Nekoma, some people from Fukorodani, some peo-

Dami: Okay! I don't need to hear all of that! I'm just going to assume you're in a group chat with every team you ever played against/met!

Kageyama: Yeah, Tanaka and Hinata set up the group chat since they know most people. *shrugs*

Dami: You ready to do the dare?

Kageyama: Not really, I don't want to see Sho-Hinata's reaction.

Dami: Did you almost call him by his first name? *raises eyebrows*

Kageyama: N-no...let's just do the dare. 

Dami: Hmmmm okayyyyy! 

-This is where the chapter switches to like a text message thingy-

Kags: Guys, I need to tell you something

Team Mom: What is it? Did someone die?

The Best Senpai ever (Tanaka): Do you just always assume someone died?

Team Mom: Shut up Tanaka

Team Dad: What's happening?

JEsUs: Is someone dying?

Rolling THUNDA: Wait, who died?

Freckled Sunflower: I don't think anyone died...

Salty Dino: Let's hope the king died and this his family texting us

Team Mom: TSUKISHIMA! That was uncalled for!

The Best Senpai: Way to piss of team mom...

Team Mom: Excuse me? 

The Best Senpai: Love you...

EnnoSHIta: Alright who changed my name?

Rolling THUNDA: Not me...

EnnoSHIta: I hate you

NArita: Kinoshita is with me so he's just gonna read over my shoulder

HEENATA: Did Kageyama die?

Shittykawa: You better not be wasting my time Tobio-chan...

Churoo: Like you had anything better to then to pine over Iwaizumi

Shittykawa:      :0

Apple Pie (Kenma): Kuroo did you change my name on here?

Churoo: Maybe...

BRokUtO: AKASHIII where are YOU?!/1/

Akaashi: Is you keyboard broken Bokuto?

BRokUtO: YEosl

Akasshi: I'll come over and fix it for you...

Ushicow: Why am I in this group chat?

TENdou: Same

Kags: Can I tell you guys what I was originally going to say?

Team Mom: Yes

Team Dad: PLease tell me you didn't hurt yourself or anyone else...

Salty Dino: Please don't 

HEENATA: I WANT TO KNOW :D

Kags:I'm quitting the team and going to Shiratorizawa...

The chat goes quiet for a second

Team Mom: EXCUSE ME

HEENATA:      D:

Salty Dino: Nice :)

Freckled Sunflower: That's not what I was expecting...

Rolling THUNDA: At least no one died

HEENATA: ...

The Best Senpai: I think Hinata's soul did

Team Dad: Did Tsukishima make you want to quit?

Rolling THUNDA: PFFT

Salty Dino: w h a t

Churoo: Oya?

BRokUtO: OATY oaya?/q;a'

Churoo: He tried

Oikawa: well that was unexpected...    -3-

Apple Pie: Shoyo are you feeling okay?

Akaashi: So you're quitting your team to join someone who was supposedly stronger than you?

HEENATA: ...

Kags: yes

BRokUtO: Yikejeso

Akaashi: Bokuto please stop typing, I'm almost at your house

BRokUtO: OKwmoeibj'd

JEsUs: I don't know what's happening anymore...

Team Mom: I can't believe you want to quit the team

Salty Dino: I'm glad he finally wants to leave

Team Mom: OKay that's enough out of you. I'm gonna make sure you're muted

Salty Dino: Wai-

             -Team Mom has muted Salty Dino-

Rolling THUNDA: HAhHAHAHHA

The Best Senpai: PFFT WOW

Churoo: He really muted him...

BRokUtO: KANPIEHSNL"W

Churoo: No one can understand what you're saying

EnnoSHIta: This chat is chaotic...

Shittykawa: Mr. Refreshing really got mad at his own team member...

                      -Dami joined the chat-

Dami: Who wants to take a guess as to why Kags said that?

Team Mom: oh...

Churoo: I FUCKING KNEW IT

Team Dad: I figured Dami had to be behind this somehow

HEENATA: DAMI WHY?!?!

Freckled Sunshine: Suga? Tsukki is texting me asking if you could unmute him...

Team Mom: Oh yeah

          -Team Mom unmuted Salty Dino-

Salty Dino: Okay rude

The Best Senpai: I can't believe Kageyama was able to pull off a dare for that long

Rolling THUNDA: Honestly same

Apple Pie: At least Shoyo seems okay now.

Dami: I wasn't supposed to tell you guys, but Kags basically begged me to so his boyf-

Kags: Don't finish that sentence

Dami: He didn't want to upset his boyfriend Hinata! :D

         -Kags kicked Dami from the chat-

Churoo: PFFT HAHAHA

BRokUtO: HEY HEY HEY

Akaashi: I fixed his keyboard

Shittykawa: Now we can understand him

Team Mom: I think we're all kinda glad this was a dare

Salty Dino: I wish it wasn't a dare

        -Team Mom muted Salty Dino-

Team Dad: Suga I think maybe you should put your phone down and not talk to Tsukishima for awhile

     -Team Mom muted Team Dad-

Churoo: His own husband... 

         -Team Mom kicked Churoo from the chat-

The Best Senpai: HAHA WOW

Kags: Well, I'm gonna go now...

 - A few minutes later-

Muscle Man (Iwaizumi): Shittykawa I'm going to kill you

Shittykawa:  uhhh Hi iwa-chan

Muscle Man: You changed my username? Really?!

Shittykawa: umm.. I love you?

Muscle Man: You're dead

    - Muscle Man left the chat-

Shittykawa: Oh no...

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I love chatfics like message books. I think they're hilarious!

Would you guys be interested in me making a Haikyuu chatfic? 

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