Requested by Sky_021 on AO3! I had a few ideas but here's a funny one!

One day, on Daishou's birthday his team decided to surprise him. They went to his house, only to find their captain under the covers, cuddled up with a dude (Terushima). They had no idea he even swung that way. There was some freaking out, which woke Daishou up. Insert a flustered Snake who is trying to convince them it's not what it looks like, but the fact that he was A: shirtless and possibly pantsless under the blanket, B: there was a vary obvious hickey and C. Terushima rolling over and saying 'babe go back to sleep' doesn't help his case. Daishou kicks them out when the team start to ask who's bottom.

Bonus: Teru, who was awake the entire time just bursts laughing. Daishou kicks him off the bed.