Inspired by a wattpad comment thread and cause Shibayama is baby.

K so, one day while their texting, Kuguri sends Shibayama text along the lines of 'tonight I'm going to eat you up like the snake I am' And of course he's confused so he decides to ask Kuroo or Yaku about it. Big mistake. 5 minutes later the whole Nekoma team has pulled up to Nohebi gym ready to turn a wing spiker into a snakeskin bag.

Bonus: Kuguri ends up explaining what he meant about a minute after they pull up. Now Shiba has to stop his team from murdering his Bf.