Requested by Flux_Uchiha who has fallen into rare pair hell. Welcome <3

These two, although only met on the court, quickly became friends and eventually lovers due to 1 thing in common: they are done with thier teammates. They often have coffee dates where they just talk about the stupid shit their teammates do while wondering why they were blessed/cursed with the common sense. How their convos go: 'And you know what those 2 too did? ---' 'They did that yes!' *bangs on the table for effect* 'And you know what happened next? ---' 'Oh no they didn't.' 'OH THEY DID-'