Mother fox has to deal with his twins. Nothing bothers him anymore. Also inspired that it's cannon Aran and Kita get boba tea together sometimes

Okay so one day, Atsumu is hanging out with Kita cause their bfs are busy and they get boba tea. They're making small talk as they drink the boba, which is goos so he makes a note to bring Omi next time he comes to visit. They might be a bit affectionate than most people so this woman, a Karen type, goes over to them and causes a scene. Kita is unamused and Atsumu is confused until she says something along the lines of their going to hell for being gay. That's when he realizes 'oh. She thinks we're lovers on a date' Kita explains that they're just team mates and the women turns red and runs off. An employee covers over to apologize and Kita says 'Nah she's not wrong. I come here all the time with my actually boyfriend' The employee laughs and Atsumu chokes on his drink. They got a discount.

Bonus: They tell their actual bfs what happened.