Happy 69th part😂
So Today,We will be celebrating this 69 Chapter.
So...Here's umm..A reward.😂
Take note: These are all just in Author's mind not from the story,cause she's that much of a crack head. These are just extras to Celebrate. Enjoy this crackheads on Author's head.
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Corey: So if I am correct,would you accept it or not?
Tsukishima: Not.
Corey: Why?
Tsukishima: Cause your dumb,failed your Math subject,An Embarrassment to your family,a mess to society,Not that funny,more of a crackhead than a genius,Don't even know if Hinata or Kageyama are worst than you.
Corey: *Le proud Tears* I didn't know you know me so well.😊
Tsukishima: Eww..*Walks away*
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Ushijima: *Goes to the Karasuno Gym* Hello.
Suga: Oh! Ushijima-kun..What brings you here?
Ushijima: Is Hinata here?
Suga: Ah! He's not here at the moment,Why?
Ushijima: I came to give him this. *Pulls out Hinata's jersey*
Noya: Why did Hinata leave his Jersey?
Ushijima: He was in a hurry after we had sex,we kinda slept in at my place.
Suga: Oh..Ok-Wait..WHAT?!
Tanaka & Nishinoya: WHAT?!
Daichi & Asahi: *Chokes in their water*
Tsukishima: Oh~Know wonder Hinata's back hurt~? *Snickers followed by Yamaguchi*
Suga: SEX! BEFORE MARRIAGE?! HOW DA-! *Censor*
[Yeah.. Let's just say Rip to Ushijima]
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Oikawa: Iwa-Chan~What are you doing?
Iwaizumi: Texting someone,why do you care Trashykawa.
Oikawa: Rude~Who is it? *Tries to take Iwa's phone*
Iwaizumi:*Glares at Oikawa* Don't make me turn your ass even flatter than A pancake.
Oikawa: *Freezes* You didn't have to insult my ass! Meanie Iwa-chan! I just want to know! *Le cries*
Iwaizumi: does it look like I give s fuck? Mind your business. *Goes back to Texting*
Oikawa: Hmmph! *Walks away and whispers to himself* This isn't over yet,Iwa-chan~
***a few minutes later***
Iwaizumi: *Training with Kyoutani and Kindaichi*
Oikawa: *In the changing room,looking through Iwaizumi's Bag* I got it! *Takes out the phone* Silly Iwa-chan...He has an easy password. *Starts looking at his phone*
Oikawa's mind: I wonder...
Oikawa: *Spots a contact* Bingo! *Presses call*
???: Hello? Hajime?
Oikawa: wait..Chibi-chan?
Hinata: Oh! Its Grand King! Sorry...Why do you have Hajime's phone?
Oikawa: I was looking through his phone on who's he texting with. I guess its you,and since when did you and Iwa-chan became text buddies?
Hinata: Oh..Its beca-
*Bang!*
Iwaizumi: *enters with a very angry look* I fucking knew it!
Oikawa: W-wait..Its not what it looks like Iwa-chan! I beg you!
Iwaizumi: *Takes his phone* Hello? <> Oh yeah,Hi Hinata. <>Yeah..Sorry. Its just Shittykawa being an idiot. <> Yeah..I'm still in. <> Sure. <> Bye. *Hangs up*
Oikawa: H-Hey? A-Are y-y-y-you and Chibi-chan on a date? *Sweats nervously*
Iwaizumi: yes,but we're not done yet Trashykawa. *Cracks knuckles*
Oikawa: M-Mercy?
[It was at this moment that he knew,He fucked up]
Bonus:
To:Hinata
From:Iwaizumi
I'll pick you up after your practice,I love you. And I wanna tap that ass again.
To:Iwaizumi
From: Hinata
You big flirt,Ok..I'll wait for you.😉
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Hinata: *Gets trip over and falls down*
Rude student: Haha! The dumbass fell down!
???: Hey.
Rude Student: *Turns around*
Tanaka & Nishinoya: *angry demonic faces*
Asahi: *Angry face while standing tall*
Suga & Daichi: *Cracking their knuckles*
Tsukishima: *Grabs the Rude student's Shoulder* Rest in pieces friend.
Kageyama: I am the one who'll be calling Hinata Dumbass.
***Censor***
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Corey: I have a question?
Kageyama: what is it?
Corey: I wonder If I could use Tsukishima's tears and sweat for salt?
Daichi: What the fuck? Are you in crack or something?
Corey: Before yes but today nah..So,I wonder since I'm gonna ran out of salt?
Asahi: What makes you believe that Tsukishima would produce it?
Corey: Isn't it obvious,cause he's personality is salty.
Yamaguchi: Tsukki?
Tsukishima: I don't know if I should be offended or be amused?
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Hinata: Aone-san! *Runs to Aone*
Aone: *Turns and startled* !
Hinata: *Jumps infront* CATCH!
Aone: *Catches Hinata and spuns him around earning cute giggles from The crow*
Hinata: I love you!
Aone: *Blushes* I...Love you..too.
Corey: *Spats out blood* This is cute..I'm dying help me!
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Tendou: Hey Semi-chan~
Semi: The fuck you want Asshole.
Tendou: No,No,It should be Hinata,to be called an Asshole.
Semi: Why?
Tendou: Cause Miracle Boi Hinata has an Ass and His Hole is so tight..That I could just thrust in it Overnight.
Semi: ....
Tendou: ....
***A few minutes later***
Tendou: *Skipping away with a smile in his and singing*
Semi: *Chases Tendou* GET BACK HERE,YOU SATAN SPAWN OF A LITTLE SHIT!
[Why the fuck did I think of this?! 😂]
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Kiyoko: Yachi.
Yachi: H-Hai! Kiyoko-san
Kiyoko: I l-Love you.
Yachi: E-Eh?! *Blushes furiously* W-w-w-w-What?!
Kiyoko: I love you Yachi..Will you go out with me?
Yachi: Y-Yes! Kiyoko-san!
Kiyoko: Please Call-
Yachi: *Suddenly wakes up* Eh?! I..It was a D-Dream? But it felt so...Real..*Tears suddenly flow slowly*
Suddenly Yachi felt something on her side,she turned and looked to see..
Yachi: K-KIYOKO-SAN?!
Kiyoko: Is it morning already...? The sun isn't up? Yachi...*Puts on her glasses* Y-Yachi? Why are you crying? Did you have a bad dream?
Yachi: N-No..Its just that..Wait..What are you doing on my bed?
Kiyoko: Oh,Hitoka this is our bed. If you forgot,we've been dating for like 6 months.
Yachi: Oh..Then,I lov-
Kiyoko: *Suddenly wakes up* Hah? *Puts on her glasses* Its morning already? But that dream felt so real?
Yachi: *Suddenly comes in the room* Shimizu~Here's your breakfast.
Kiyoko: Y-Yachi?
Yachi: Shimizu,Are you ok?
Kiyoko: Is this a dream?
Yachi: Hahaha..Shimizu,We've been dating for 6 months. This is our house,And this is where we live in. *Places the food tray on the Table*
Kiyoko: *Rans up and Hugs Yachi* I love you Hitoka.
Yachi: *Gets startled but calms down* I love you too Shimizu.
Yachi & Kiyoko: *Both wakes up,Both gasps and looks at each other*
Yachi & Kiyoko: Did we-...*Suddenly laughs*
Kiyoko: This is weird to be honest.
Yachi: Haha..Indeed.
***Someone's phone started to Notify***
Yachi: Its my phone. *Picks up her phone*
To: Yachi
From: Hinata
Happy Anniversary for you two Yachi and Kiyoko-san!❤
Yachi: Shimizu..Its our anniversary?
Kiyoko: *Checks her phone* Its true. Well then...
Both couldn't say a word and smiled with each other. They hugged and give a quite quick kiss.
Kiyoko: I love you Hitoka.
Yachi: I love you too Shimizu.
[Yachi X Kiyoko is 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌]
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Matsukawa: Hey Iwaizumi?
Iwaizumi: Yes?
Matsukawa: Look at Kyoutani,He's been on his phone for like 2 hours now. Its so strange.
Oikawa: *Suddenly pops in* Its probably from someone he likes~
Iwaizumi: WTF?! DON'T DO THAT?!
Matsukawa: *Shrugs it off*
Iwaizumi: I better check on him. *Walks to Kyoutani* Hey..Kyoutani. *Grabs his shoulder*
Kyoutani: *Gets startled* Oh its you Iwaizumi-san.
Iwaizumi: You've been on your phone for like 2 hours now. What's wrong?
Kyoutani: Umm...*Grumbles and looks away* I can't say.
Iwaizumi: Well,I won't force you but make sure that you focus on too on your studies and Volleyball. Ok? *Pats Mad dog's head*
Kyoutani: *Grumbles again* T-thank you.
Iwaizumi: Then I'll be off. *Walks away*
Kyoutani: *Sighs* Phew...*Check his phone again and began to type*
To:Hinata
From: Kyoutani
Sorry for responding late,So..Are we still on a date Tomorrow?
To:Kyoutani
From: Hinata
Yes! Let's also go to Sandy for some drinks! Yay!
Kyoutani smiles a little.
Oikawa: Ohohoho~Looks like Mad dog is going on a date with Chibi.
Kyoutani: *Gets startled* Its none of your business.
Oikawa: Hmmm~Iwa-chan! Our precious Mad dog is hanging with Chibi-chan!
Iwaizumi: ...
Iwaizumi: Shittykawa,you must hate you life so much huh? You better start running if you still adore your life.
Matsukawa & Hanamaki: BEWARE OF MAD DOG'S WRATH!
Oikawa: *Looks at Kyoutani*
Kyoutani: *Is ready to beat the crap out of Oikawa*
Oikawa: ...Bye~ *Runs away*
Kyoutani: *Chases after Oikawa with a big growl*
[Welp...This is something]
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Kageyama: Sweetie~
Hinata: ....
Kageyama: Babe~
Hinata: ....
Kageyama: My Sunshine~
Hinata: ....
Kageyama: My lil crow~
Hinata: ....
Kageyama: Baby cakes~
Hinata: ....
Kageyama: My perfect duo partner~
Hinata: ....
Kageyama: King of Spikes?
Hinata: ....
Kageyama: Shouyou?
Hinata: ....
Kageyama: ....
Kageyama: *Sigh* Boke.
Hinata: Yes..Bakeyama my perfect setter partner that I love the most.
Kageyama: ....
Kageyama: *Blushes* This is why I love you Boke.
[*Sigh* Honestly...😂]
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Kenma: Hey Shouyou?
Hinata: Yes?
Kenma: Can we do it?
Hinata: A-Are you sure?
Kenma: Yes.
Hinata: Oh..Ok.
***A few minutes later***
"Is this how we do it?"
"Yeah."
"But just stay still."
"O-ok."
"Ok...Just a little bit."
"O-ouch"
"I'm sorry,Does it hurt?"
"No..No..Sorry. I can take it."
"Ok..And.."
Kenma: Voila! Its done.
Hinata: Oh! This Hairstyle is cute. I love it. *Hugs Kenma*
So..Kenma hairstyled Hinata's hair.
[Heheh...Dirty minded people get exposed(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]
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Bokuto: HEY!HEY!HEY! My number one disciple! *Runs At him*
Hinata: *Takes notice* BOKUTO-SAN!!! *Runs to Bokuto*
Both of them runs, Hinata jumped into Bokuto's arms. And Bokuto spuns Hinata around.
Bokuto: I LOVE YOU!
Hinata: I LOVE YOU TOO!
Konoha: GET A ROOM YOU TWO!
Bokuto: Then let's go Hinata! *Carries Hinata bridal stye and runs away*
Hinata: YAY! BOKUTO-SAN!
Suga: Ah..What? The? Heck?
***MeanWhile***
"Ahhaha..haha"
"A little bit higher."
"Like this?"
"Yep,Now get ready. One.."
"Two.."
"Three."
"Aha..Haha."
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Hinata: I love Jumping on the bed! This is so much fun. Thank you for bringing me to your house Bokuto-san! Your bed is so jumpy!
Bokuto: I know...That's why its fun.
[*Sigh* I hear a chair flying towards me. *Chair hits Corey* I deserve it.]
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Kindaichi: Hey Hinata!
Hinata: Y-yes? Turnip head?
Kindaichi: I told you to stop calling me that.
Hinata: But your hairstyle kind of reminds me like a turnip,so your your turnip head.
Kindaichi: But I have a name though.
Hinata: But I like Turnip head more,cause I get to eat you for supper.
Kindaichi:
Hinata:
Kindaichi: You do Realized that I top on this relationship? Right?
Hinata: Yeah?
Kindaichi: Maybe I should call you Orange head,why?
Hinata: Is it because my hair's color orange?
Kindaichi: Kinda like when we have sex,that I give off my Vitamin C inside of you.
Hinata:
Hinata: You win this round.
[Hah? Hah? HakDog? *Bashes my own head on a table* Why Did I imagine this in my head?.😂]
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Hinata: Boom!
Inouka: Bang!
Hinata: Bam!
Inouka: Ka-Boom!
Bokuto: Bang!
Hinata: Whoosp!
Suga:
Suga: What are they doing?
Akaashi: Communicating with each other.
Suga: I see.
Kuroo: *Looks at Corey followed by Suga and Akaashi*
Corey: Hey! Its wasn't me who gave them the habit of speaking like that. Besides,Its cute and adorable so don't @ me Bish.
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***At Iwaizumi's home***
Iwaizumi: Where is my Godzilla Onesie?! Who the fuck took it?! Was it you Shittykawa?!
Oikawa: No! No! It wasn't me Iwa-chan! I swear.
Iwaizumi: Then who the fuck did it?! HANAMAKI?! MATSUKAWA?!
Hanamaki & Matsukawa: *Sweat drops and shakes their head in a 'No'*
Iwaizumi: KYOUTANI?! YAHABA?! WATARI?!
ALL: No...Iwaizumi-senpai!
Iwaizumi: THEN WHO THE FU-
Hinata: *Arrives wearing Iwaizumi's Godzilla Onesie* I'm here!
Iwaizumi: *Blushes*Hinata?! Why do you have my Onesie and What are you doing here?
Hinata: *Pouts* You were the who invited me and even told me that I could borrow some of your clothes. Are you angry?
Iwaizumi: *Approaches Hinata* I'm mad.
All seijoh & Hinata: *Sweat drops*
Matsukawa: Wait..The-
Iwaizumi: I'm mad cause you turned me on. *Carries Hinata Bridal Style*
Hinata: *Blushes* Eh-Eh?!
The rest of Seijoh: .....😐
Iwaizumi: *Glares at his team* My boyfriend! If you all don't want to get ear rape..then, Get.The.Fuck.Out.Of.My.House.
Seijoh: *Gets the fuck out*
Iwaizumi: *In a husky voice and kisses Hinata on the lips* Your so cute Hinata as always,turning me on like this. My dear princess. Should we continue this in my room~?
Hinata: Y-Yes..*Blushes even more*
Iwaizumi: Wrong answer.
Hinata: Y-Yes...Daddyzilla.
Iwaizumi: Good boy. *Sends both of them to the room*
And let's just say Hinata needs some more concealer and a wheelchair.
[*Bashes her head on a table* Foking Corey.]
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Suga: *Walks out of the room to the kitchen*
Hinata: Good morning Suga.
Suga: *Waves and smile,as he goes to the fridge to get something*
Hinata: Are you ok?
Suga: Yeah I'm fine. *Goes back*
Tsukishima: *Arrives* What's happening to Suga?
Hinata: I don't know,He seems hurt.
Yamaguchi: Did he hurt his legs?
Tsukishima: Probably?
Kageyama: *Arrives* Hey guys,I walked pass Suga limping towards Daichi-san's room.
Tsukishima: Limping?....Hurt Legs?...Daichi's room?...wait..😐
Yamaguchi: Nooo...😐
Kageyama: ....Fuck...😐
Hinata: What?..I don't understand.
Ennoshita: Its better if you won't get it Hinata.
[*Sigh* SonOfABitch!]
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Shirabu: *Arrives at The gym*
Semi: *Chases after Tendou*SATORI! YOU BASTARD!
Tendou: *Happily Skipping*Loser! Loser! Loser! Can't even catch me~!
Semi: Why you-!
Shirabu: What happened?
Ushijima: Tendou challenge Semi to find the most precious thing he owns.
Shirabu: And?
Ushijima: Semi eventually found it,and began to chase Tendou.
Shirabu: What was his precious thing? And what is it?
Ushijima: Hinata Shouyou from Karasuno. Tendou kidnapped him and made this challenge. When Semi found Hinata tied up at a storage with a note saying 'Semi-chan~Congrats you found it'.
Shirabu: You knew about this but you didn't stop him.
Ushijima: Tendou said that if I won't tell And if Semi didn't found Hinata. Then,I get Hinata Shouyou for a month.
Shirabu:
Shirabu: Why Wasn't I assigned too.
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End of the crack heads😂 Happy 69th part ya jackass.😂 Foking 69 meme.
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