Happy 69th part😂

So Today,We will be celebrating this 69 Chapter.

So...Here's umm..A reward.😂

Take note: These are all just in Author's mind not from the story,cause she's that much of a crack head. These are just extras to Celebrate. Enjoy this crackheads on Author's head.

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Corey: So if I am correct,would you accept it or not?

Tsukishima: Not.

Corey: Why?

Tsukishima: Cause your dumb,failed your Math subject,An Embarrassment to your family,a mess to society,Not that funny,more of a crackhead than a genius,Don't even know if Hinata or Kageyama are worst than you.

Corey: *Le proud Tears* I didn't know you know me so well.😊

Tsukishima: Eww..*Walks away*

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Ushijima: *Goes to the Karasuno Gym* Hello.

Suga: Oh! Ushijima-kun..What brings you here?

Ushijima: Is Hinata here?

Suga: Ah! He's not here at the moment,Why?

Ushijima: I came to give him this. *Pulls out Hinata's jersey*

Noya: Why did Hinata leave his Jersey?

Ushijima: He was in a hurry after we had sex,we kinda slept in at my place.

Suga: Oh..Ok-Wait..WHAT?!

Tanaka & Nishinoya: WHAT?!

Daichi & Asahi: *Chokes in their water*

Tsukishima: Oh~Know wonder Hinata's back hurt~? *Snickers followed by Yamaguchi*

Suga: SEX! BEFORE MARRIAGE?! HOW DA-! *Censor*

[Yeah.. Let's just say Rip to Ushijima]

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Oikawa: Iwa-Chan~What are you doing?

Iwaizumi: Texting someone,why do you care Trashykawa.

Oikawa: Rude~Who is it? *Tries to take Iwa's phone*

Iwaizumi:*Glares at Oikawa* Don't make me turn your ass even flatter than A pancake.

Oikawa: *Freezes* You didn't have to insult my ass! Meanie Iwa-chan! I just want to know! *Le cries*

Iwaizumi: does it look like I give s fuck? Mind your business. *Goes back to Texting*

Oikawa: Hmmph! *Walks away and whispers to himself* This isn't over yet,Iwa-chan~

***a few minutes later***

Iwaizumi: *Training with Kyoutani and Kindaichi*

Oikawa: *In the changing room,looking through Iwaizumi's Bag* I got it! *Takes out the phone* Silly Iwa-chan...He has an easy password. *Starts looking at his phone*

Oikawa's mind: I wonder...

Oikawa: *Spots a contact* Bingo! *Presses call*

???: Hello? Hajime?

Oikawa: wait..Chibi-chan?

Hinata: Oh! Its Grand King! Sorry...Why do you have Hajime's phone?

Oikawa: I was looking through his phone on who's he texting with. I guess its you,and since when did you and Iwa-chan became text buddies?

Hinata: Oh..Its beca-

*Bang!*

Iwaizumi: *enters with a very angry look* I fucking knew it!

Oikawa: W-wait..Its not what it looks like Iwa-chan! I beg you!

Iwaizumi: *Takes his phone* Hello? <> Oh yeah,Hi Hinata. <>Yeah..Sorry. Its just Shittykawa being an idiot. <> Yeah..I'm still in. <> Sure. <> Bye. *Hangs up*

Oikawa: H-Hey? A-Are y-y-y-you and Chibi-chan on a date? *Sweats nervously*

Iwaizumi: yes,but we're not done yet Trashykawa. *Cracks knuckles*

Oikawa: M-Mercy?

[It was at this moment that he knew,He fucked up]

Bonus:

To:Hinata
From:Iwaizumi

I'll pick you up after your practice,I love you. And I wanna tap that ass again.

To:Iwaizumi
From: Hinata

You big flirt,Ok..I'll wait for you.😉

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Hinata: *Gets trip over and falls down*

Rude student: Haha! The dumbass fell down!

???: Hey.

Rude Student: *Turns around*

Tanaka & Nishinoya: *angry demonic faces*

Asahi: *Angry face while standing tall*

Suga & Daichi: *Cracking their knuckles*

Tsukishima: *Grabs the Rude student's Shoulder* Rest in pieces friend.

Kageyama: I am the one who'll be calling Hinata Dumbass.

***Censor***

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Corey: I have a question?

Kageyama: what is it?

Corey: I wonder If I could use Tsukishima's tears and sweat for salt?

Daichi: What the fuck? Are you in crack or something?

Corey: Before yes but today nah..So,I wonder since I'm gonna ran out of salt?

Asahi: What makes you believe that Tsukishima would produce it?

Corey: Isn't it obvious,cause he's personality is salty.

Yamaguchi: Tsukki?

Tsukishima: I don't know if I should be offended or be amused?

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Hinata: Aone-san! *Runs to Aone*

Aone: *Turns and startled* !

Hinata: *Jumps infront* CATCH!

Aone: *Catches Hinata and spuns him around earning cute giggles from The crow*

Hinata: I love you!

Aone: *Blushes* I...Love you..too.

Corey: *Spats out blood* This is cute..I'm dying help me!

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Tendou: Hey Semi-chan~

Semi: The fuck you want Asshole.

Tendou: No,No,It should be Hinata,to be called an Asshole.

Semi: Why?

Tendou: Cause Miracle Boi Hinata has an Ass and His Hole is so tight..That I could just thrust in it Overnight.

Semi: ....

Tendou: ....

***A few minutes later***

Tendou: *Skipping away with a smile in his and singing*

Semi: *Chases Tendou* GET BACK HERE,YOU SATAN SPAWN OF A LITTLE SHIT!

[Why the fuck did I think of this?! 😂]

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Kiyoko: Yachi.

Yachi: H-Hai! Kiyoko-san

Kiyoko: I l-Love you.

Yachi: E-Eh?! *Blushes furiously* W-w-w-w-What?!

Kiyoko: I love you Yachi..Will you go out with me?

Yachi: Y-Yes! Kiyoko-san!

Kiyoko: Please Call-

Yachi: *Suddenly wakes up* Eh?! I..It was a D-Dream? But it felt so...Real..*Tears suddenly flow slowly*

Suddenly Yachi felt something on her side,she turned and looked to see..

Yachi: K-KIYOKO-SAN?!

Kiyoko: Is it morning already...? The sun isn't up? Yachi...*Puts on her glasses* Y-Yachi? Why are you crying? Did you have a bad dream?

Yachi: N-No..Its just that..Wait..What are you doing on my bed?

Kiyoko: Oh,Hitoka this is our bed. If you forgot,we've been dating for like 6 months.

Yachi: Oh..Then,I lov-

Kiyoko: *Suddenly wakes up* Hah? *Puts on her glasses* Its morning already? But that dream felt so real?

Yachi: *Suddenly comes in the room* Shimizu~Here's your breakfast.

Kiyoko: Y-Yachi?

Yachi: Shimizu,Are you ok?

Kiyoko:  Is this a dream?

Yachi: Hahaha..Shimizu,We've been dating for 6 months. This is our house,And this is where we live in. *Places the food tray on the Table*

Kiyoko: *Rans up and Hugs Yachi* I love you Hitoka.

Yachi: *Gets startled but calms down* I love you too Shimizu.

Yachi & Kiyoko: *Both wakes up,Both gasps and looks at each other*

Yachi & Kiyoko: Did we-...*Suddenly laughs*

Kiyoko: This is weird to be honest.

Yachi: Haha..Indeed.

***Someone's phone started to Notify***

Yachi: Its my phone. *Picks up her phone*

To: Yachi
From: Hinata

Happy Anniversary for you two Yachi and Kiyoko-san!❤

Yachi: Shimizu..Its our anniversary?

Kiyoko: *Checks her phone* Its true. Well then...

Both couldn't say a word and smiled with each other. They hugged and give a quite quick kiss.

Kiyoko: I love you Hitoka.

Yachi: I love you too Shimizu.

[Yachi X Kiyoko is 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌]

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Matsukawa: Hey Iwaizumi?

Iwaizumi: Yes?

Matsukawa: Look at Kyoutani,He's been on his phone for like 2 hours now. Its so strange.

Oikawa: *Suddenly pops in* Its probably from someone he likes~

Iwaizumi: WTF?! DON'T DO THAT?!

Matsukawa: *Shrugs it off*

Iwaizumi: I better check on him. *Walks to Kyoutani* Hey..Kyoutani. *Grabs his shoulder*

Kyoutani: *Gets startled* Oh its you Iwaizumi-san.

Iwaizumi: You've been on your phone for like 2 hours now. What's wrong?

Kyoutani: Umm...*Grumbles and looks away* I can't say.

Iwaizumi: Well,I won't force you but make sure that you focus on too on your studies and Volleyball. Ok? *Pats Mad dog's head*

Kyoutani: *Grumbles again* T-thank you.

Iwaizumi: Then I'll be off. *Walks away*

Kyoutani: *Sighs* Phew...*Check his phone again and began to type*

To:Hinata
From: Kyoutani

Sorry for responding late,So..Are we still on a date Tomorrow?

To:Kyoutani
From: Hinata

Yes! Let's also go to Sandy for some drinks! Yay!

Kyoutani smiles a little.

Oikawa: Ohohoho~Looks like Mad dog is going on a date with Chibi.

Kyoutani: *Gets startled* Its none of your business.

Oikawa: Hmmm~Iwa-chan! Our precious Mad dog is hanging with Chibi-chan!

Iwaizumi: ...

Iwaizumi: Shittykawa,you must hate you life so much huh? You better start running if you still adore your life.

Matsukawa & Hanamaki: BEWARE OF MAD DOG'S WRATH!

Oikawa: *Looks at Kyoutani*

Kyoutani: *Is ready to beat the crap out of Oikawa*

Oikawa: ...Bye~ *Runs away*

Kyoutani: *Chases after Oikawa with a big growl*

[Welp...This is something]

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Kageyama: Sweetie~

Hinata: ....

Kageyama: Babe~

Hinata: ....

Kageyama: My Sunshine~

Hinata: ....

Kageyama: My lil crow~

Hinata: ....

Kageyama: Baby cakes~

Hinata: ....

Kageyama: My perfect duo partner~

Hinata: ....

Kageyama: King of Spikes?

Hinata: ....

Kageyama: Shouyou?

Hinata: ....

Kageyama: ....

Kageyama: *Sigh* Boke.

Hinata: Yes..Bakeyama my perfect setter partner that I love the most.

Kageyama: ....

Kageyama: *Blushes* This is why I love you Boke.

[*Sigh* Honestly...😂]

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Kenma: Hey Shouyou?

Hinata: Yes?

Kenma: Can we do it?

Hinata: A-Are you sure?

Kenma: Yes.

Hinata: Oh..Ok.

***A few minutes later***

"Is this how we do it?"

"Yeah."

"But just stay still."

"O-ok."

"Ok...Just a little bit."

"O-ouch"

"I'm sorry,Does it hurt?"

"No..No..Sorry. I can take it."

"Ok..And.."





































Kenma: Voila! Its done.

Hinata: Oh! This Hairstyle is cute. I love it. *Hugs Kenma*

So..Kenma hairstyled Hinata's hair.

[Heheh...Dirty minded people get exposed(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

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Bokuto: HEY!HEY!HEY! My number one disciple! *Runs At him*

Hinata: *Takes notice* BOKUTO-SAN!!! *Runs to Bokuto*

Both of them runs, Hinata jumped into Bokuto's arms. And Bokuto spuns Hinata around.

Bokuto: I LOVE YOU!

Hinata: I LOVE YOU TOO!

Konoha: GET A ROOM YOU TWO!

Bokuto: Then let's go Hinata! *Carries Hinata bridal stye and runs away*

Hinata: YAY! BOKUTO-SAN!

Suga: Ah..What? The? Heck?

***MeanWhile***

"Ahhaha..haha"

"A little bit higher."

"Like this?"

"Yep,Now get ready. One.."

"Two.."

"Three."

"Aha..Haha."

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Hinata: I love Jumping on the bed! This is so much fun. Thank you for bringing me to your house Bokuto-san! Your bed is so jumpy!

Bokuto: I know...That's why its fun.

[*Sigh* I hear a chair flying towards me. *Chair hits Corey* I deserve it.]

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Kindaichi: Hey Hinata!

Hinata: Y-yes? Turnip head?

Kindaichi: I told you to stop calling me that.

Hinata: But your hairstyle kind of reminds me like a turnip,so your your turnip head.

Kindaichi: But I have a name though.

Hinata: But I like Turnip head more,cause I get to eat you for supper.

Kindaichi:

Hinata:

Kindaichi: You do Realized that I top on this relationship? Right?

Hinata: Yeah?

Kindaichi: Maybe I should call you Orange head,why?

Hinata: Is it because my hair's color orange?

Kindaichi: Kinda like when we have sex,that I give off my Vitamin C inside of you.

Hinata:

Hinata: You win this round.

[Hah? Hah? HakDog? *Bashes my own head on a table* Why Did I imagine this in my head?.😂]

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Hinata: Boom!

Inouka: Bang!

Hinata: Bam!

Inouka: Ka-Boom!

Bokuto: Bang!

Hinata: Whoosp!

Suga:

Suga: What are they doing?

Akaashi: Communicating with each other.

Suga: I see.

Kuroo: *Looks at Corey followed by Suga and Akaashi*

Corey: Hey! Its wasn't me who gave them the habit of speaking like that. Besides,Its cute and adorable so don't @ me Bish.

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***At Iwaizumi's home***

Iwaizumi: Where is my Godzilla Onesie?! Who the fuck took it?! Was it you Shittykawa?!

Oikawa: No! No! It wasn't me Iwa-chan! I swear.

Iwaizumi: Then who the fuck did it?! HANAMAKI?! MATSUKAWA?!

Hanamaki & Matsukawa: *Sweat drops and shakes their head in a 'No'*

Iwaizumi: KYOUTANI?! YAHABA?! WATARI?!

ALL: No...Iwaizumi-senpai!

Iwaizumi: THEN WHO THE FU-

Hinata: *Arrives wearing Iwaizumi's Godzilla Onesie* I'm here!

Iwaizumi: *Blushes*Hinata?! Why do you have my Onesie and What are you doing here?

Hinata: *Pouts* You were the who invited me and even told me that I could borrow some of your clothes. Are you angry?

Iwaizumi: *Approaches Hinata* I'm mad.

All seijoh & Hinata: *Sweat drops*

Matsukawa: Wait..The-

Iwaizumi: I'm mad cause you turned me on. *Carries Hinata Bridal Style*

Hinata: *Blushes* Eh-Eh?!

The rest of Seijoh: .....😐

Iwaizumi: *Glares at his team* My boyfriend! If you all don't want to get ear rape..then, Get.The.Fuck.Out.Of.My.House.

Seijoh: *Gets the fuck out*

Iwaizumi: *In a husky voice and kisses Hinata on the lips* Your so cute Hinata as always,turning me on like this. My dear princess. Should we continue this in my room~?

Hinata: Y-Yes..*Blushes even more*

Iwaizumi: Wrong answer.

Hinata: Y-Yes...Daddyzilla.

Iwaizumi: Good boy. *Sends both of them to the room*

And let's just say Hinata needs some more concealer and a wheelchair.

[*Bashes her head on a table* Foking Corey.]

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Suga: *Walks out of the room to the kitchen*

Hinata: Good morning Suga.

Suga: *Waves and smile,as he goes to the fridge to get something*

Hinata: Are you ok?

Suga: Yeah I'm fine. *Goes back*

Tsukishima: *Arrives* What's happening to Suga?

Hinata: I don't know,He seems hurt.

Yamaguchi: Did he hurt his legs?

Tsukishima: Probably?

Kageyama: *Arrives* Hey guys,I walked pass Suga limping towards Daichi-san's room.

Tsukishima: Limping?....Hurt Legs?...Daichi's room?...wait..😐

Yamaguchi: Nooo...😐

Kageyama: ....Fuck...😐

Hinata: What?..I don't understand.

Ennoshita: Its better if you won't get it Hinata.

[*Sigh* SonOfABitch!]

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Shirabu: *Arrives at The gym*

Semi: *Chases after Tendou*SATORI! YOU BASTARD!

Tendou: *Happily Skipping*Loser! Loser! Loser! Can't even catch me~!

Semi: Why you-!

Shirabu: What happened?

Ushijima: Tendou challenge Semi to find the most precious thing he owns.

Shirabu: And?

Ushijima: Semi eventually found it,and began to chase Tendou.

Shirabu: What was his precious thing? And what is it?

Ushijima: Hinata Shouyou from Karasuno. Tendou kidnapped him and made this challenge. When Semi found Hinata tied up at a storage with a note saying 'Semi-chan~Congrats you found it'.

Shirabu: You knew about this but you didn't stop him.

Ushijima: Tendou said that if I won't tell And if Semi didn't found Hinata. Then,I get Hinata Shouyou for a month.

Shirabu:

Shirabu: Why Wasn't I assigned too.

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End of the crack heads😂 Happy 69th part ya jackass.😂 Foking 69 meme.

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