Pickup lines (Iwaoi)
(A/N: these two are my faves (Iwa~chan and Oikawa) (I saw the video so I just had to add it, even though it doesnt even relate to the chapter) so just a heads up I was told one of these and I (jokingly) use the others (and a couple I made up on the spot))
Today was the day, the day that Tooru Oikawa was going to finally get his boyfriend ,Hajime Iwazumi, to say that he loves him, or he was either going to get a HUGE slap on the face.
That also explains why he was now in front of the volleyball lockers looking at his mirror he had in it, reciting pickup lines.
"You're hands look heavy, want me to hold them for you?" Tooru told himself, then shook his head.
"That won't work.... OOOH! I know! Are you a cake, because you're as sweet as sugar!" Tooru said but then again shook his head.
"That's too corny.... How about.... I want you to treat me like homework, put me on a table and do me all night. NO THAT WOULD GET ME PUNCHED NOT SLAPPED!" Tooru said worriedly.
But little did he know his commotion had attracted a certain ace, his one and only Iwa~chan.
As Iwazumi walked up he heard the pickup line Oikawa had just used, and his face went red.
"Hmmmm UGHHH trying to swoon Iwa~chan is harrrddddddd." Tooru said totally oblivious to the male than was listening to everything he said.
"OOH Are you a magician? Because every time I come near you,you disappear! No... That one is too real.." Tooru said looking at the mirror.
Then he relized a figure standing behind him with their arms crossed, a knowing smirk on their face.
"OH MY GOD IWA~CHAN YOU SCARED ME., waitttttttt D-D-DID YOU HEAR ME!?" Tooru said jumping back and turning around to face his boyfriend.
"Mmhmm." Iwazumi said.
"Uh-uhh ummm ....are you a camera, cause every time I look at you I smile...?" Tooru said nervously, and he watched as his boyfriend's face went a light shade of red.
Tooru started to cautiously walk out of the room, until Iwa~chan said "you can stay but your clothes have to leave."
Tooru's face went from red, to deep red, to extreme red.
He turned around to see Iwazumi laughing silently with a smirk on his face.
"I-I-wa~chan!! I didn't expect that from you!!" Tooru said very flustered, but then quickly recovered, and pinned Iwazumi to the lockers.
"I'm a dog, will you be my master?" Oikawa practically purred, making Iwazumi go a deep red color.
"Tr-Trashykawa! S-shut-" Iwazumi was saying until he was cut off with a kiss, which he quickly returned.
That beautiful moment was soon cut short as they heard a "captain! Matsukawa got stuck in the net- OH SORRY!" They heard the voice and quickly broke apart to see a very flustered Hanamaki, who looked very embarrassed for walking in on the two.
"I-I'll be trying to get him out of the net..." Hanamaki said then quickly walked out.
"Ughhhhhh whyyyyyy!" Oikawa whined.
"Stop complaining whinykawa, we have a team member to help." Iwazumi said making Oikawa pout.
"Y'know for a captain you're really bad at it." Iwazumi said making Oikawa's eyes water.
"ATLEAST IM BETTER AT SETTING THAN YOU IWA-MEAN!" Tooru shouted on the verge of tears.
Iwazumi sighed and hugged his annoying (yet adorable) boyfriend, making him feel better.
"I love you Tooru..." Iwazumi said with a red face that was buried into Oikawa's neck, which in reply he heard a happy squeak.
"YOU SAID IT OH MY LORD IM SO HAPPY YOU FINALLY SAID IT HAJIME I LOVE YOU TOO!" Tooru said happily hugging HIS Iwa~chan back.
"Oikawa we should probably go help..." Iwazumi said, his voice a little muffled from his face still in the crook of HIS Trashykawa.
"Oh yeah! Lets get Matsu~chan out of the volleyball net!!" Oikawa said pulling away.
After that the couple walked out only to see that Matsukawa had REALLLY gotten stuck, he was tangled into the net like a knot.
Oikawa laughed at the situation then stopped and set a serious face, then shouted.
"TIME TO GET MATSU~CHAN OUT OF THE NET!!" And that is exactly what they did for the next three hours, while Matsukawa just stood there,embarrassed and angry at himself for getting in this situation.
And during that three hours the Karsuno team had happened to stop by to check up on the team only to see them acting like complete fools. Suga and Daichi quickly directed the team away, so that they would not disturb them.
All in all it was a pretty bad day but with the captain and the Ace saying that they love each other made it a whole lot better.
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SO HOW DID YOU LIKE IT!? A LOT OF THE PICK UP LINES WERE ETHER TOLD TO ME JOKINGLY OR I MADE THEM UP OR SAW IT IN A PICKUP LINE BOOK!!
~Maggie~chan
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