I dont really ship them but for whoever does☆
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"Hey, Bo?" Kuroo called for him

Kuroo was laying on his bed, his legs pressed against the wall beside the bed and his head tilted off the bed, staring at his owl-like boyfriend.

"Yes, kuroo?" Bokuto sighed, groaning in frustration when he lost, yet again, the game he was playing. He looked over to Kuroo and raised an eyebrow.

"I am bored." Kuroo whined, shaking his head side to side, purring at the feeling he got a the back of his neck.

"Well, what do you want to do?" Bokuto asked him, setting his phone aside as he walked towards kuroo, sitting on the floor, bedside the bed where Kuroo's head was.

"I don't know, this is your place, it's a Saturday night and we have nothing to do, what do you suggest?" Kuroo then smirks.

Bokuto smirks back and starts leaning in but suddenly, his eyes widen and he jumped up, nearly knocking Kuroo in the face.

"Bokuto, What the Fuck?" Kuroo exclaimed.

"Okay, babe, I know you wanted to ride the fuck out of me but I just got the greatest idea ever!" Bokuto rambles as Kuroo sat up properly.

"Well, it better be good, because I'm turned off now and I did want to ride the Fuck out out of you." Kuroo rolls his eyes.

"I'm going to call Akaashi and Kenma, they'll be the judges and we can have, drum roll please," Bokuto dramatically pauses and Kuroo gets his phone, pressing on the drum roll app, getting the drum roll effect that bokuto wanted. "A pick up line's competition!"

Kuroo stares at him with his eyes semi closed, and he nods slowly, shrugging after. "Okay, sure, loser does whatever he wants to the winner." Kuroo smirks.

"You're on." Bokuto grins and he pecks Kuroo on the lips before getting his phone.

He calls both Akaashi and Kenma over to his house and they all settled down in Bokuto's room.

"You seriously called us," Akaashi began, being loss at words but Kenma quickly finished for him. "To assist your stupid game."

"Yes, yes, we did." Kuroo said in a monotone voice, a smirk on his face.

The two best friends roll their eyes and Kenma pet Kuroo's cat, whilst Akaashi had a silent conversation with Bokuto's owl.

"Akaashi~" Bokuto whined. "Leave Mister Bo alone, and judge us, okay?"

"Yeah, Kenma, you can judge with Whiskers in your lap." Kuroo chuckled at the two.

"Okay, So rules are-"

"We basically shout stuff at each other and you guys choose your favourite." Kuroo cuts him off, throwing a pillow at his face.

"Babe~" Bokuto whined again. "I was explaining!"

"Oh, shut it." Kuroo laughed and Bokuto got comfortable in between Kuroo's legs, using his long ass legs as an arm rest. Kuroo pecked his lips again and they let the battle begin.

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"Okay, but, did it hurt?" Bokuto grins, looking at Kuroo.

"Oh god, no." Akaashi groaned and Bokuto pouted slightly but Kuroo chuckled.

"Did what hurt?" Kuroo asks quietly and Bokuto turned around, still in between Kuroo's legs.

"When you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell?" Bokuto winked.

There was silence for a few seconds but suddenly, a small giggle was heard. "I'm sorry, that was quite funny." Kenma said.

"I agree, good one, Bokuto-san." Akaashi says with a smile.

Kuroo frowns, pouting as well and Bokuto's grin widens. "Hit me with your best shot."

"Fine, guess what my nickname is." Kuroo says with a blank face.

They all stare at him, and Bokuto sighs.

"What is your nickname?"

"Coffee. Now, guess why?" Kuroo smirks.

"Why?"

"Because I grind so hard that I can keep you up 'til 2am." Kuroo smirks proudly of his line and he crosses his arms.

"That's so lame!" Bokuto snorts.

"No, It's not!" Kuroo retorts.

"Yes, it is! Akaashi, tell him!" Bokuto whines, turning to his best friend.

Akaashi smiles nervously and he rubs the back of his head. "That one was quite good, Bokuto-san."

"Ha!" Kuroo laughs.

"Kenma?" He turns to the cat like human for help.

"It was good, Koutarou." Kenma nods, rubbing the cat.

"Aw, man, that's not fair!" Bokuto groans. "Fine, you can win."

"Yes!" Kuroo exclaims excitedly, grinning widely.

"Bokuto-san, Kuroo-san was already winning." Akaashi says, his attention going back to his phone as he scrolled down his instagram feed.

"No, he wasnt!"

"Yes, he was. From the moment he threw the titanic one, he was immediately on the lead." Kenma laughed but quickly went back to his video game.

"Yeah, and that homework one was quite funny as well." Akaashi added.

Bokuto only frowns and he crosses his arms over his chest.

"Admit it, Bo. I won and I get to do whatever I want with you." Kuroo smirks, wrapping his arms around Bokuto's neck.

Bokuto adverts his look to the side and he pouts. "You always win everything."

"No, I don't." Kuroo laughs.

"Yes, You do." Bokuto huffed.

"But you know what?" Kuroo pauses and he waits for Bokuto to look at him properly.

"What?" Bokuto groaned out, turning his eyes to him.

"You steal things." Kuroo whispered.

"I don't steal things." Bokuto frowned, crawling closer to Kuroo's face, still laying on him.

"Yes, You do. You stole my heart and it's only fair if I steal your last name." Kuroo smirks and he winks.

Bokuto's face goes bright red and Akaashi laughs softly.

"Kuroo-san definitely won."