Daichi had enough.

His whole team had been going on his nerves for the past two weeks of training camp.

24/7 with a bunch of ignorant, bouncy and feral idiots.

He needed to vent.

The thing about Daichi was his hidden talent. He was able to do scarily good imitations of people; Daichi was the rare kind of person who could change his voice into one similar to another person.

Chapter one: Hinata and Kageyama

Hinata was the first one on Daichi's revenge list. Why? That bouncy orange stole all his chips. He did applogize...
But behind all captain behavior and smiley reliable attitude, Daichi was still a teenager.
Stolen food was unforgivable.
Kageyama? He woke him up the entire week every single goddamn night because he was picking a fight with the tiny middleblocker.

Daichi walked casually towards the gym... greeting everyone close by like he always did. It was nice in a way, training with the other teams. A challenge every single match. But if he had the chance, he would rather not be locked with his team, Bokuto, Oikawa, Kuroo and Lev in a single training camp again.
A short glance inside the hall... The sound of a ball hitting the floor echoed out of it. Ah... Seijoh vs Nekoma. Funny.
Daichi glanced left and right... No one in near. Good.

The Karasuno captain cupped his hands around his mouth... waited for Oikawa to throw the ball high into the air for his killer serve... and yelled in a scarily good imitation of Hinata's voice.
"OI GRAND KING!! I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU!! I WANT YOUR BABIES!! SCREW ME AND KAGEYAMA!!"
Oikawa. Fell. On. His. Ass.
Oikawa had jumped and landed on his ass with an expression of mixed horror, embarassment and utter shock.
Daichi switched to Kageyama.
"I LOVE YOU TOO OIKAWA-SENPAI!! LET'S HAVE A THREESOME!! AND YOU'RE WAY BETTER IN TOSSING, SERVING AND SPIKING THAN ME!!"

The entire gym gaped like fish. Daichi had a hard time stifling his laughter but was relieved by Kuroo who broke into a huge laughflash.
The entire Nekoma team joined. Kenma looked just traumatized. Iwaizumi collapsed of laughter, tears ran down his cheeks like a waterfall. Hanamaki and Matsukawa were gasping for air. Yahaba ellbowed Oikawa with a smug grin.
Oikawa still sat shocked on the ground, unable to move or talk, the ball next to him. He honestly looked like he forgot how to breathe. Daichi felt a little sorry for Oikawa...
No one would have ever expected this.

Chapter two: Asahi

Daichi knew it was mean to use his friend's general fears of everything and image of a rowdy for his prank but felt it was necessary. In his panic Asahi had taken on Daichi's trikot instead of his own-
Which now was ruined and way too big for the smaller captain.

The following hour Daichi spent his time running around, hiding in near of other teams and yelling with Asahi's voice "Wanna pick a fight?! I'm way stronger than you guys!! I'll crush you into pieces!!"
It usually ended with the other team paling and running off, exept for a few individuals who started searching for Asahi to demand explanations.

Chapter three: Tanaka

Gettinv revenge on Tanaka was difficult, however... Given the case how easy one could provoke him, Daichi had to leave a simple note in his locker.

I'm better than you loser

The entire day he saw Tanaka fuming while running around, asking people wether they wrote this text or not. Daichi thought it was a great pumishment. It made up a lot for the times Tanaka had followed the other teams' female managers around and embarassed whole Karasuno volleyball club.

Chapter four: Nishinoya

Nishinoya or, the Rolling Thunder Champion how he lately referred to himself as every fucking three minutes, was an easy one, too. Daichi had worked much on this hidden project... the next day he woke up earlier and planted a sign in front of the gym.

Volleyballplayers below 1,60 meters are not given permission to enter.
Yes, you, Nishinoya.

Only minutes later he heard Yaku laughing his ass off since he was taller... Nishinoya was the smallest volleyball player. With 1,59 he was shorter than the next one in line, Hinata, who counted 162,8 meters to his height.
Daichi never heard Nishinoya cussing like that and dear god, it was so worth it.

Chapter five: Tsukishima and Yamaguchi

Tsukishima never cared. He honestly never did. At least, it looked like it... But Daichi knew for sure, this boy had a weakness and it was called Kuroo Tetsuro.
Tsukishima had fallen so hard in love Daichi was admiring how cool he played in Kuroo's near. Exposing the salt master's crush (who literally said anything to provocate Tanaka, Kageyama and Nishinoya) and blaming it onto Yamaguchi (who ruined Daichi's favorite jacket he got from his father with tomato sauce) was the best and most evil thing he could do.

Daichi took his position in at the gym's third entrance, knowing Tsukishima would use the second, and waited. Until he saw the salt master entering, he provided a perfect imitation of Yamaguchi's voice and directed his speech towards Kuroo.
"KUROO-SAN!! TSUKKI HAS A MAD CRUSH ON YOU! IF YOU WANT A PROOF, LOOK INTO HIS FUTON! HE KEEPS A PICTURE OF YOU UNDER HIS PILLOW!"

Tsukishima went red.
Kuroo and Bokuto stopped their friendly chat.
"Is that true?" Kuroo smirked and his cat eyes landed upon the trembling and scarlet nerd. If he had to be honest, Daichi would have never done such a thing, when he hadn't seen Kuroo kissing his own picture of Tsukishima and hiding it under his pillow before going to sleep.

Daichi left... he knew for sure what would happen and he honestly didn't want to watch Kuroo and Tsukishima kissing.

Chapter six: Sugawara

Daichi spared the hardest one for the end. Suga was a complex character... able to see through any patterns and adapt to it within seconds.
As children, they often had pranking battles against each other. But now, Daichi had to repay Suga for all the punches directed at him which nearly squished his intestines out.

Suga had no weakness.

None at all.

Suga was sweet, caring and helpful. Angry at times when his team mates took it too far. He liked super spicy mapo tofu... and his only concern was that his kouhais were taller than him. Exept Hinata, of course.

Daichi had nothing. A fake confession wouldn't affect Suga. He couldn't tease him about his height either, since other third years were smaller than him. And too childish things like ants in his futon weren't Daichi's style.
Perhaps he could go and buy his favorite food to eat it in front of his eyes? Nah.

Daichi was so lost in his thoughts that he didn't notice the approaching Karasuno team with red heads, Suga at the front with an innocent grin.
All of a sudden he found himself yanked up at his shirt and something soft landed on his lips. It took a moment for Daichi to progress what was happening.

Suga was kissing him.

Blood rushed into his head and the Karasuno captain flushed crimson red.
Click!
The sound of a camera parted these two;  Suga pulled away, licking his lips with a mischievous grin and now Daichi noticed the others, too. With phones in their hands.

"...y-you...-"
Daichi forgot how to talk, he just stared at his friends. It was unbelievable. Of all people, Yamaguchi beat Kageyama's horrifying smirk. Everyone smirked so wide and cheshire alike it sent shivers down Daichi's back.

"Don't mess with Karasuno~" Suga cooed and peeked his lips again. Daichi grew dizzy by now. Suga kissed him. Suga kissed him.
"The others told me about your crush on me as first part of their revenge. You might have earned yourself a boyfriend today, but trust me, what awaits you will forever traumatize you. Poor you."
Tsukishima pushed his glasses up with a chuckle.
"We need a chance to show how much we learned from our captain, right~?"
Kageyama glared at Daichi together with a surprisingly scary Hinata.
"It needed hours to revive the Grand King again!"
"Oikawa never looked so horrible! Entire Seijoh and Nekoma burst into laughter whenever they see us!"
"Do you have any idea how many times we tried to ask what was going on, only to see Iwaizumi crying tears of laughter?!"

Tanaka scoffed at his captain.
"Now everyone teases me how much better they are than me!"
Nishinoya hissed at Tanaka with a pained expression.
"Hey at least you don't have Lev and Yaku following you around making jokes about your height! Why Yaku?! He's small!"
Asahi sulked with puffed cheeks.
"Now everyone is even more scared of me..."
Yamaguchi clung onto Tsukishima, nearly glued against him.
"Tsukki pushed me away the entire day because of you!! I'll revenge myself, trust me!"

Yes. Daichi was fucked. Alone they weren't a threat, but his whole team against him?
Shit.