INSTAGRAM - IWAOI

"oikawa! we're leaving now! remember, no friends or girls over, and if there are any girls over, you better use protection!" his mom hollered. she was leaving for three days for a business trip and oikawa couldn't wait to have the house for himself. he could blast his music, sleep on the couch (it was a really nice fucking couch), etc.

   "okay okay, bye mom, stay safe!" oikawa said, hugging his shorter mom.

   the tall brunette watched as the sliver car zoomed out the driveway. he then flopped onto the couch, turned on his playlist to the bluetooth speakers, and got on instagram.

@-daddykuroo1:

@-daddykuroo1: LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL BOYFRIEND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

@-k3nm4666: stop

@-lionaceman: THATS SO COOL KUROO-SAN! YAKU-SAN! WE SHOULD DO THAT!!

@-yakusan: stop

   oikawa scrolled past that, not wanting to see anymore couples.

   you see, oikawa's ex boyfriend had just dumped him for some dick, and it had its toll on oikawa.

@-kageyamatobiothesetterilikevb:

@-kageyamatobiothesetterilikevb: he picked my outfit.

@-puresunshineace111: THATS MEEEEE!!!!!1!!

@-sugamum: YES IT IS SWEATY GOOD JOB 💕💛❤️💛💚💙💜💓💞💕❣💗💖💘💝💟💙💞❤️❣💙💜💞💞💕💘💖💗💗💝💟💟💚💞💓💟💙💚💚💛❤️💞💟💟💝💘💖💖❣❣💕💜

   "WHAT," oikawa screamed, "HOW DID TOBIO-CHAN GET A BOYFRIEND WITHOUT ME?!?!??"

   oikawa was pretty dang mad by now.

@-strongboyiwa:

@-strongboyiwa: Mattsun said I needed a picture of myself.

oikawa was speechless.

this boy was beAUTIFUL

so what better to do than to slide into his DM's?

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@-boikawa: GOOD MORNING~ MAY I LAND MY PLANE HERE?

@-strongboyiwa: what

@-boikawa: WHAT A LOVELY PLANE RIDE

@-strongboyiwa: who are you.

@-boikawa: ur future husband duh

@-strongboyiwa: but i do not know you mr.boikawa.

@-boikawa: oh

@-boikawa: hello my name is oikawa tooru, i play volleyball at aoba johsai and i love buff boys!

@-strongboyiwa: wait

@-strongboyiwa: the grand king? i play volleyball at karasuno, do you know kageyama by any chance?

@-boikawa: EW EW EW EW NEVER. I REPEAT, NEVER SAY THAT JERK'S NAME EVER AGAIN I HATE TOBIO FReAKING CHAN EW EW EW EW EWWEW

@-strongboyiwa: so you do know him?

@-boikawa: ...

@-boikawa: sadly,

@-boikawa: yes. ):

@-strongboyiwa: why do you hate him? and why did make that sad face like that ew

@-boikawa: BECAUSE THAT FREAKING PIECE IF POOP EW EW EW NOPE HE IS UPSETTING. CHANGE OF TOPICS WHAT POSITION DO YOU PLAY

@-strongboyiwa- i am a wing spiker.

@-boikawa: sexy

@-strongboyiwa: what

@-boikawa: what

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the two boys started talking to each other a lot.

and of course they did meet up, at cafes and libraries to study in, they saw each other at tournaments and in iwaizumi's third year, he transferred to aoba johsai because of the black haired boy's mother's new job.

a couple of years after college, they got married and started a popular youtube account together, they got lots of views and oikawa joined the national's men's volleyball team.

one year after that, they had two cats, a cute dog, and an adopted daughter named aiko.

another month after that, they opened an instagram for their youtube account.

they were a happy family.

and it was all for instagram.

jk it's because iwa-chan is a vv good mother.

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this was a short chapter but oh whale.

word count- 523 words.