[You want an AU, (probably not) I can do an AU. Asahi's a demon, Noya summoned him.]

"Vocat daemonem," Nishinoya chanted over the pentagram in low tones. A cloud of smoke started to form over the center of the pentagram, slowly taking shape as Noya continued to chant. "Nunc autem venit!" Then the room  was filled with loud sounds. Wind, sparks, thunder, and a frightened whimper filled the ears of the small volleyball player.

"H—hello. I am the demon Asahi Azumane. I will grant any request in exchange for your soul."

The demon seemed shy, nervous even, but Noya was unfazed. "Wow that was so cool! It was all WHOOSH and BOOM and 'I will steal your soul!'" Noya punctuated his fanboying with evil laughter that fell quickly into regular laughter as he stared up at the demon in wonder.

"I... I never said I was... gonna steal your soul," the demon stammered defensively. "It's an exchange."

"An exchange for what?" Noya asked, not really sure how this was supposed to go.

"For whatever you want."

"But I don't want anything?" Noya cocked his head, more confused.

"Why... why would you summon a demon if you didn't want anything?" Asahi asked, taking a slight step back.

"I was just reeeaaally bored." Noya's whole body seemed to droop as he mimed the state of complete and utter tedium that had led him to summon a servant of Hell.

"But... if I don't give you anything, I can't take your soul, and then my boss will be upset with me..." Asahi got visibly more worried, and Noya couldn't help but stare. It was kinda funny to see such a large, scary-looking guy get so worked up at such a little thing. Noya tuned out the other's words as he took in every detail of his appearance. His long shiny hair, his sparkling scarlet eyes, and his muscles (hot damn his muscles), Noya was captivated. "Are you sure there's not anything you want?" Asahi walked closer and bent down to the libero's height to ask his question with desperation.

"Actually, I might have something!" Noya gasped excitedly, and Asahi's face lit up. "You're really pretty, will you be my boyfriend?" Asahi blushed darkly, stood up straight, and took several steps back in surprise.

"Th-that's what you want?" Noya nodded emphatically. "But... but I'm a demon!" Noya shrugged with a grin. "So... I'll be your boyfriend, and then I get your soul in ten years, at which time you die... are you sure about this?" Noya nodded, he didn't even bother to think it through, but it was protocol for demons not to point that out. "Al-alright then... it's a deal." Asahi bent down and kissed Noya to seal the contract.

When he pulled away, both were smiling, and though they had no way of knowing this, they enjoyed their relationship quite a lot over the next ten years, and when it was time for Asahi to drag Noya's soul down to hell, they ended up staying together in damnation and were surprisingly happy given the circumstances. It's unclear whether Noya even realized it was supposed to be torture, since he had his loving boyfriend with him.

[542 words.

Happy Thanksgiving! My grandparents are over, and I'm hiding from everyone. Love y'all.

<3 Raaor!]