Rip oikawa

oikawa ; iwa-chan~

iwaizumi ; when in the world are you going to stop calling me that dumb nickname of yours!?

oikawa ; but iwaaa-channn i like the nickname, its cute, like me!

iwaizumi ; but if you don't stop now it'll be bad

oikawa ; whys that?

iwaizumi ; because when we get married you'll be iwa-chan too

oikawa ; * existential crisis *

// 2 hours later //

oikawa ; wait we're getting married?

iwaizumi ; gotta blast!