Okay so this isn't really a head cannon but just keep on reading
It still relates to Haikyuu

So apparently the average height for men in Japan is 5'7
Noya is only 5'2 holy frick-
And Lev is freaking 6'5

that's tEN (or eleven? Idk I can't math) INCHES TALLER THAN THE AVERAGE HEIGHT
WhAt?!?!?

FrEaKiNg SiX fIvE?!?

Also I met a guy this week who was 6'9
And I'm 5'1 or something

All I could think was
"So this is what it's like to be a manager in Haikyuu"

I'm hanging out with mah fren FandomFanaticForever rn, so she's a person with a face that's cool.
Ye. I'm so weird forgive me 😅😫