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Akaashi: Bokuto, are you gay?

Bokuto: No bro

Akaashi: Bokuto-san, how far have you and Kuroo-san gone?

Bokuto: Let's see... He just sucks my dick every Saturday night

Akaashi: And you think that's not gay?

Bokuto: He said no homo though

Akaashi: He lied.