Oikawa scReEcHing : I'm too hot hot dAmN cALL a police and a fireman

Bokuto: did somebody say call the police

-Bokuto Dash-

Akaashi: no boku-
(but then remembers he calls the police via the microwave so it's all good)

The police:
"sir did you know you were causing noise pollution to this neighborhood."

Oikawa sniffling: I was trying to sing loud enough so the aliens will hear and visit me