Kogane: YOUR SET WAS SO COOL!!!

kageyama:....

Kageyama: Thanks *smiles*

hinata: WHEN DID YOU LEARN TO SMILE-

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yamaguchi: who are people that left you or have died

kageyama: my grandpa

kindaichi: nobody

kunimi: nobody

koganegawa: my parents died and im happy they did :D

everybody: ....

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hinata: So... how's dating kunimi and kindaichi like? (my au)

Kageyama: One time, They asked for a glass of water while i was mad at them. i gave them 2 glasses of water and said "wait".

Hinata: then what?

Kageyama: then they sat there for 30mins waiting for the ice to melt.

hinata: .... w h a t ?

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Kunimi: now that ive explained this math problem for the 3rd time, Do you understand the question?

Kogane, voice cracking: y-yes.

kunimi; are you lying?

Kogane, on the verge of tears: yes.

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yamaguchi: are you a vegetarian?

kogane: no im a leo

kindaichi: koganegawa- your a cancer

hinata: i thought he was japanese.

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kunimi: why are your shoes wet?

kogane: there was puddle

kunimi: why'd you step in it-

kogane: it was a puddle

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(im bringing back a few ppl)

semi: goshiki have you gotten enough sleep?

goshiki: sometimes when i sneeze i close my eyes

semi: that doesnt count as sleep tho-

goshiki: does blinking count

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(this next one is platonic)

futakuchi: what would you do if we were in danger

kogane: DONT FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!!!

futakuchi: how the hell did i end up with you...

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(one of my fav ships)

Konoha: why are you standing on the table?

bokuto: i live in this house and i can do what i-

konoha: where is the spider?

bokuto: in the corner please kill it

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Atsumu: hey i need help with this crossword puzzle i need a five letter word that means "dissapointment"

Suna: Osamu

Atsumu:...

atsumu: it fits...

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Asahi , Iwaizumi , and Ushijima breaking into  Aone's house:

Aone: Hello people who don't live here

ushijima: Hi!

Aone: i gave you each keys for emergencies 

Asahi: were out of doritos :C

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Taichi holding up a playing card: ace of spades!

tendou holding up a uno card: draw 4!

yamagata holding up pokemon card:  go, pikachu

goshiki holding up a ten dollar bill: i would like some sprite to go with that

shirabu: WERE PLAYING MONOPOLY!!!

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Kogane: you're smiling did something happen?

kageyama: cant i smile because i feel like it?

kunimi: goshiki tripped in the parking lot

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(last one)

futakuchi: you only have one body you should take care of it

kogane: if i only have one body, i should use it to get my money's worth

futakuchi:      

kogane: *continues to sprinkle pieces of candy into his coffee*